Welcome to Antares, where you shoot snitches and get bitches. No, really. Welcome! Glad you're part of the many joining us!
Hi! Ignore the guys who tell you to get out while you still can. I stayed and I'm perfectly fine! *eye twitches repeatedly*
Forget these nerds, the only welcome you really need is mine. Welcome to Antares, newbie, you'll love it here. I'm not as arrogant as I pretend to be.