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Florans: How do they work?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Spinach Pirate, May 15, 2014.

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  1. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    so there is a lot of conflicting ideas about the florans' anatomy and reproduction, so lets discuss and decide what the "server canon" will be, since there is currently no real canon for us to go by, so get to it, i really have no preffered way for them to be, so yeah, say stuff and ill maybe say stuff about that, idk, but we really need to all be in agreement about however it is they work


    (if you mods think this goes against the canonical stuff and we need to not do this i will delete it right away)
     
  2. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    They don't have people parts. Stop having sex ya'pervs.
     
  3. FireDrinker

    FireDrinker Beware, I live!

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    But but but but but but my floran waifu :oops:
     
  4. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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  5. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    "is this going to be a floran sex thread-"

    it's a floran sex thread

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    just

    just go home

    p l e a s e
     
  6. Animator

    Animator New Member

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    If you stick 'em in a pot and water them just right, and cover them with enough fertilizer, they'll grow to be the most beautiful plant person you'll ever have.

    I mean, they'll also probably kill you, but hey, can't go wrong with a cool-looking planet.
     
  7. Sen

    Sen Guest

    b-but senpai.. don't stick it in that hole *blushes furiously* b-baka! my rear end please senpai chan.. mmm
     
  8. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    You know folks, I published a book the other month. It was meant to make people more comfortable with the truth

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  9. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    why is there a horse above the violium door

    aiko what are you saying

    aiko no
     
  10. Aleiksei

    Aleiksei New Member

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    this was already horrible but cot damn chronicle made it even worse with that post
     
  11. Aiko Ikari

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  12. Twitch

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  13. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    i never meant for it to be a floran sex thread, its more supposed to be a "how do florans work" thread, which does involve floran sex , but thats not the main point, im more thinking, do they have bones, are they unable to NOT talk like a floran, and so on
     
  14. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    i'm not sure you understand.

    this makes it a floran sex thread.
     
  15. Aleiksei

    Aleiksei New Member

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    hi is this where we talk about the floran sex yes hi id like to order 10 floran sexes
     
  16. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    Guide to How Florans Work:

    Chaper One:

    Not like they are portrayed in mass on this server.

    The End.
     
  17. Chronicle

    Chronicle nobody knows why he's still here

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    Guide to How Florans Work, Book 2:

    Chapter One:

    Not with sex.

    This concludes "Guide to How Florans Work, Book 2."
     
  18. The Grand Mugwump

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    It involves cocoons. That's all I got.
     
  19. Sen

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    they do the rubbing of the butts for the makings of the baby
     
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