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Drunken Monkey Distillery

Discussion in 'Market and Trade' started by SquirrelChaser, Sep 13, 2016.

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    Drunken Monkey is officially closed for renovations!
    Looking for a unique taste from the frontier? Trying to give your bar a bit of an edge? Try
    Drunken Monkey Brewing Co.
    We've got just the right ingredients to kick that mundane booze to the curb.

    Founded, owned, and operated by Olag Cherkofsky, Drunken Monkey is proud to produce some of the most unique and powerful tastes the frontier can offer. Currently, we produce four different varieties of alcohol, each stored in 750 ml bottles; we don't go half-assed.

    You'll find the specifics on our products below, and if you're interested in ordering a bottle, case, or even stopping by, message Olag at [email protected]. Delivery prices are negotiable, and will be worked out case-by-case, as the products will have to be delivered by hand.

    • Shroom Shine, low production rate, 180 proof 40p a bottle
    • Shroom Wine, low production rate, 20 proof 20p a bottle
    • Shroom Brandy, high production rate, 80 proof 25p a bottle
    • Desert Brew Brandy, high production rate, 60 proof 25p a bottle
    We're always looking for new ingredients and mixtures, and our product list is ever-expanding. Expect more options soon!

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    Drunken Monkey Brewing Co.
    We have good fucking booze.

    For tours or tastes, come down to 252848537, -483430032 Segin Eclipse V
    ((If there's nobody behind the bar and I don't respond on Discord consider the place locked up.))
     
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    SquirrelChaser New Member

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    Due to unforseen circumstances the Drunken Monkey Distillery and Bar are both closed for renovations!