Dear Starnet! [Violence...?]

-A video recording file can be viewed. It would start up with a black screen and then would materialize, a table and chair would appear in what looked like the inside of a space ship, indicated by a window that had a good view of the star-ridden vacuum/void. A man with short green hair would show himself by walking into the screen and standing just off to the side. He'd begin to speak, his voice sounding hoarse, but it seemed intentionally so.-

"Hello everyone. I know you love your entertainment and you love videos so I decided to make one of my own. I must say... I'm tired of seeing so many torture videos and kidnap videos and, well, horrendously bad edited videos that are uploaded on Starnet. So I have a demand to make. Stop feeding into these videos, and stop giving them so much attention, or else..."

*The man would leave the frame for a bit and would return with a plate, on it was an alien steak. The man would place the plate on the table and would leave the frame once more to return with a steak knife, a military dagger, and a fork. He'd promptly set the silverware down and would leave once more to return with a napkin in hand, which he'd set along the collar of his shirt, like a bib, before taking a seat. Looking at the camera once more, he'd speak*

"I will cut this steak. Badly. It is like you, meat of the universe, I hunted it myself, and boy will I enjoy this... I know some of you might not like this. I'm going to reassure you right now, you have a chance of saving this steak, or well, half of it. The ransom for it will be 900 10k voxels, or 9,000,000 pixels. Upon paying this reasonable amount I will leave the steak, what's left of it, at a location that will be disclosed at a later time."

*The man would pause for a moment, forming a devious smile*

"But hurry. This steak doesn't have long..."

*The man would then take the steak knife and fork, proceeding to cut a piece of the steak and placing it in his mouth. He'd proceed to do this for about a minute, slicing into the steak like a maniac, carving the meat off bit by bit. He'd humorously mimic a voice for the steak, as he cut up bits of the steak and started chewing on it, he'd mutter in a quite squeeky voice "Oh no- *chew chew* the pain! *chew chew* help aaaah!" before taking the napkin up to wipe his face and slamming the military dagger into the steak, leaving it there. The man would look up at the camera once more, smiling, trying to look maniacal or devious in nature.*

"Starnet, the clock is ticking"

*The video would cut to black*

-END VIDEO-

Video produced and edited by Sai.

 

What he said...