(Mostly making this to keep around for the ever beloved copy-pasta WoT in-game.) ~~ Chanels' Vlog ~~ This scrappy waif can’t be a biscuit past nineteen, her features show a clear mix of an Asiatic and Caucasian heritage. Almond verdant eyes, light freckling along her cheek and collar. Whenever the girl smiles, you can see a slimmer of a gap between her two front teeth. She's 100lbs (45kg), and towering at a meek 5'1" (155cm). Her build is very slim and willowy, scrawny even, easily noticeable even underneath the huge worn-in USMC coat that you could fit three of her in. A patch on the breast of the jacket reads ‘Lt. Lagarde’, beginning to peel off at the corners. It's worn over a tattered sleeveless band t-shirt, the graphics long faded out. She wears black and white striped stockings on her arms, holes cut out for her slender fingers to slip through. They match the pair on her legs that are worn underneath a pair of beige daisy dukes.Tucked under a frayed grey woolen cap is her bright and long straw blonde hair that curls at the ends, vibrant orange streaks dyed into her bangs. At her side, strung over her shoulder is a scummy looking handbag, straps replaced with a length of rope and an extension cord to make it to a messenger’s bag. On her back is what could charitably be called a “guitar”, it’s a horrid amalgamation of plywood, duct-tape, twine, all held together with a shoestring and a wish. It’s covered entirely in a random assortment of stickers, ranging from Floran skulls with “Plant ‘em in the dirt!” emblazoned on their foreheads, to chibi winking Hyotl popstars, to adverts for the popular Abercrombie and Glitch clothing chain, and many more.The chords are the only part that look (barely) like something from an actual instrument. On the body of the ad-hoc thing is an exposed speaker, fastened to the device with mismatched screws, it’s wires running to a small control panel, clearly ripped from an amp.
