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Booze, Booze, and more Booze

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Deadkool-aid, Aug 25, 2014.

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    -A man in a bowler hat comes on screen-
    -thick Irish accent- "Do ya find it difficult to find quality alcohol?, do you dislike the taste of bad liquor in ya mouth?, do you want me to stop askin questions?
    Then buy me booze today! Every ounce ovvit is ome-brewed and aged to perfection. Not sure, try a bottle on us. And remember, if ya gonna get drunk, you might as well ave fun doin it.
    -the screen turns black, white text scrolls down it-
    Our Selection
    Wine
    Meatwine
    Battery Acid
    Whiskey
    Twisted Tea
    Cocktails
    Vodka
    Cyanider
    Wart Wine
    Rice Wine
    Reefjuice
    Gin
    And more
     
    #1 Deadkool-aid, Aug 25, 2014
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