Automated broadcast: Counterpoint's fun fair! ((Violence..Ish))

((Edit: Could easily be traced to Counterpoint))
*There is a link, if clicked it would open a sound recording and a picture of a speaker appears, indicating it is audio only*

*Some irritating and repetitive if not creepy circus music plays all the way to the end of the recording*

*a voice can be heard, though due to the bad and echoing audio quality it sounds prerecorded and artificially made. The voice sounds hyper and almost insane*
"Hello customers and potential customers aliiiike! Weeeelcome to-"

*the talking is cut off by the sound of a rollercoaster passing*

*the voice continues talking, as if it were heard the whole time*
"-Thats right folks! Thats the biiiggest most daaangerous ride this side of the sector!"

*There are sounds of screaming and saw blades, after the saw blades there is a spash-like sound of presumably blood and the screaming abruptly ends*

"Guaranteed death, or you money back!"
*In a voice so fast, you would need to slow it down to hear it "Disclaimer: We do not refund cloned customers or any entity with the ability to regenerate"*

*Now Counterpoint seems to be talking:* "Aw shoot, thats like, the last batch of customers. Cant clone em anymore, they got so many disabilities I am surprised they aint a cabbage you know?... No offence Florans. *sigh* I guess ol' Counterpoints gonna have to end the cloning contracts, sorry kiddos."

*The previous voice is back*
"Due to some maintenance problems, the fun fair will be closed for a while. But dont worry kids! The fair will open again soooon!"

((OOC note: The crazy fair place is WIP and at one point will inevitably be destroyed by some hero, the idea is that Counterpoint, though he may seem nice to Florans at times, hates them after the Hylotl were kicked out of their homeworld. The idea of the fair is to offer rides to people of all races, some safe and some deadly. The idea behind the deadly ones are to market them at Florans saying things like "It may not be safe but you are a real Floran, aintcha? Oh.. Well sorry, there I was thinking you were a tough warrior and could take on such a mighty challenge!" e.c.t. The fair is self-aware, rapidly evolving and over years of being untouched. it has made some rather "interesting" rides at the cost of a lot of the place being abandoned. The place is ran by service bots who check if everyone has their tickets, (buyable when its done) and have some rather severe punishments for those who do not show it (Especially for Florans) I suck at building but badly want to do this, so here it goes. (Im gonna use skyrails going through theme rides a lot for this btw incase you were wondering) if Anyone wants to help, it'd be highly appreciated ))

 

Management apologizes for any inconvenience in the audio.
- Automated response

 

Management apologizes for any confusion, the more lethal rides are accessible as well as a variety of safer rides equally fun. Though we recommend the lethal rides to be used for only cloned entities or those capable with regeneration. Also this is a fun fair, not a circus. We have one of those too.
- Automated response

 

They were not brutally tortured, only brutally murdered. For those seeking to be brutally tortured, we would recommend using one of the many rides that do not deliver such a quick death.
- Automated response

 

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Fixed... Though I dont know what to do about the location))