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An assassin

Discussion in 'Archives' started by CadeDaBeast, Aug 1, 2014.

  1. CadeDaBeast

    CadeDaBeast New Member

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    Is there someone you need to get rid of? Some high-ranking official you don't like? If so, I am the man for you. 12 years of military service and being recognized as one of the best marksman in the galaxy qualifies me for this, and I will take out anyone you need gone, no questions, as long as you pay well. A warning: I do not do this cheaply. If you have a little argument with your neighbor and pay me 2000 pixels to kill them, I'm not taking it. If you have plenty of money and want someone gone, contact me.

    -White Flag
     
  2. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -GoldLeaf-
    Great, kill yourself, is first hit.
     
  3. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Blunt: Not gonna justify this with a response. Just read this guy's failures.

    -Margrave Raoul B217
     
  4. M-Bot

    M-Bot #swellest

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    At times I legitimately wonder what goes through people's heads that they need to make posts like these.

    Like, do they not understand that StarNet is a public forum? Do they not understand that it's moderated and very well may be monitored by, I don't know, police or military forces? Bounty hunters? Freelance security agents? You know, people that would actually like to turn in "assassins"? Hell, nearly everyone I talk to probably carries, some out in the open. Sure, I suppose that speaks to my shitty choice in company, but the point still stands.

    -Bolt-
     
  5. xShockwirex

    xShockwirex New Member

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    What a brilliant assassin, throwing himself onto a public area. What could go wrong~?

    -Blizz-