Agaran Menace

As some people know, there is a "non-playable race" in starbound known as the Agarans. They are essentially either infected florans, or a group of florans wearing the Agaran hats. They don't speak a known language, but they do have a few known words from their dialogue. These include:

"Translated" Words:
(silly)flap/(silly)peck = Avian
hairthing = Apex
plant = Floran
clankbeast = Glitch
meat = Human
squishfish = Hylotl
hoom = Hi
(can have more "hal"s in front)halhoom = Hello
hoomah/hoomay = Hey
kissface/kisser = Friend/Kind
stamper = Jerk
tentacrush = Earth
spaceshroom = Spaceship

English(translatable) Words:
Fry
Spike
Enjoy
House
Person
Danger
Chop
Fluffy
Okay
Cartography(mismatched, means map or location)
No
Scratchy

Unknown Words:
Cantaloupe(different meaning)
Hop(different meaning)
Swoop(different meaning)
Cuddle(different meaning)
Plesta
Mesti
Nab(article?)
Feara
Weepa
Carpa
Woodshroom
Cantara
Shroomy
Workest
Halb
Bizarra
Haba("haba hoom" means "what's up?")
Smashroom
Deka
Naturra
Oaken
Growa
Nabi
Seemo
Bravada
Disbravada

They wear the Floran tier 2 chest and legs, with Agaran hats. Often they're armed with the Human "Cool Broadsword" weapon.

They appear to sometimes keep floran prisoners, and are somewhat scared of water (using it for torture devices.)

THE EVENT
Agarans are quite sinister, and they've been known to overrun floran settlements, sometimes infecting or converting the florans inside. I want to plan an agaran attack, with OOC permission and consent, on a floran settlement. Or at least have Agarans begin to spread throughout the galaxy. The latter part should be easy enough to do, but the character you choose for it should be floran and you should be careful never to show underneath your armor.

REGARDING THE RULES
Q: Isn't it against the rules to play as a non-vanilla race?
A: The Agarans aren't non-vanilla. They appear in the game in small tribal towns. They're also technically florans.

Q: How can there be a language barrier without your name being unknown?
A: There are plenty of ways. Look at Tarzan. Also, the rule that states that means OOC usernames such as Nox or Cass.