Are you down on your luck? Need to get rich quick? Well, stop by the Minoris III Mining station and Hotel. Hi, I'm Angel, and I want to talk to you about my hotel. Located at the coordinates X 28 and Y 11, at the Minoris III asteroid field, we can offer you a stellar mining experience. here's the rundown on the facility. We offer several suites with beds, chairs, and storage compartments for your convenience. The front lobby doubles as a social area, allow friends to meet and plan their next outing. We offer the use of Refineries, devices that can convert any ore you mine into Pixels. Cut out the middle man and get the cash directly. You will also find a crate outside the facility containing several dozen life support systems. These are provided for intrepid miners who like their innards where they belong. Upon leaving the hotel, please return them to the crate for others to use. Worried about security? No need to fret. Our security personnel are ready and waiting at all times. They have the authority to act as they see fit, so any attempt to cause harm in the hotel will be met with immediate response. While these measures seem extreme, this allows the hotel to be open at all times, even when I am away on business. The outside of the facility is surrounded by nanostove placements, keeping you warm in the cold of space. (Warning: the stoves only extend so far. past a certain point you must use your own heating equipment.) EDIT: we have a bar now. just go to the left of the hotel to find it. We are not responsible for the actions of guests under the influence of alcohol. We also have a marketplace and a lounge that allows for private business deals (the wall are soundproof, so you can can do all the business you want in there, away from prying eyes. Yeah..."business".) Discount Housing Complex- Now complete, it adds a cheaper alternative to a full suite. sure its not much, but it's a place to go in between expeditions, what more can you want? Movie Theatre- A theatre that show movies. From thrillers like Cybernetic Apocalypse, to the controversial romantic comedy 10 Things I Hate About Florans, we have it all. (Note: The latter movie has not been reviewed by this hotel and does not express the views of the hotel. please don't sue.) I have great news! thanks to the funds of loyal customers, we are now mostly self sufficient. we have a small production station that creates our basic supplies. This advance will ensure the safely of our customers over long stays. But what does all this cost? All we ask is a mere five to ten precent of whatever profits were gained. surely a small price to pay for such exemplary service. to pay, simply deposit the amount stated into one of the metal crates in the storage compartment. (Reminder, please do not go any further down than the storage compartment. That is for employees only.) I thank you for taking the time to listen, and hope you have a profitable stay at the Minoris III Hotel!
Well, that's a good question. Due to the fact that space is the most hostile environment known to life, it is generally a not a good idea to go into it while intoxicated. Therefore, to comply with safety regulations and to avoid lawsuits, we do not serve Alcohol. On the other hand, we are not obligated to stop you from bringing your own, provided you drink responsibly.
I am not referring to spaceships. I am talking about the miners who warp down here to look for ore. Survival suits are delicate instruments, and it would be dangerous to bump around while drunk. ...having talked with the rest of the staff, however, I will admit that a bar would bring in more customers. However, it will be separate from the rest of the complex, and the Minoris III Hotel will not take responsibility for any alcohol induced accidents.
