A video floats around the net starring a dirty brown floran with a red mushroom cap in place of the usually foliage. "Stupid sssspinning pichtire thing not work!" The camera goes spinning and seems to hit the floor with a wet flood. Catching a view of the very cramped interior. Which resembles the innards of a very tiny shuttle, with an odd growth of vile red flesh coating the walls and little boneboo sprouts here and there. "Mucklurk need find place for new muckhole. Muvklurk hate space arrow."
A new video is posted up, the quality is... Not the best. The video pans around what appears to be a sewer. There's pipes, and shit everywhere. And little piles of shit with some small mushrooms here and there. "Mucklurk findsss muckhole! Is much ssspurgle. Mucklurk lurkss here now. Is Tetanus Hole. Tetanus Fieldsss nice place. Is very Ssspurgle. Many floran here. And nice avian. She hasss scrawny neck, hook beak like corpsssse chewy birds. Mucklurk think more floransss should live here. Mucklurk gonna make fingss. Make da fuzzy apex tubes that make da peoplesss for eating. It not work good though. They had extra feets and stuff. But they is very ssslurpsome. Mucklurk you shoulds try." The camera pans around to a rusted out structure built into the sewer. It's littered with bones, the walls are spattered with nasty fleshy bits. The tech spread around the room is in a god awful state of filth and disrepair. Clearly jerry-rigged in some fashion to function. No doubt it's floran reverse-engineering at its... Finest?
The sketchy video is focused on a closeup of a toadstool-topped floran profile. The face is an unhealthy, pale brown. The eyes are a shade of sickly yellow, the toadstool an murky red. As it speaks, it reveals a mouth layered with rows of browned and yellowed teeth, sharp, crooked and even chipped in places. "Mucklurk gonna have to asssk da bosssbird. Mucklurk go asssk da Dirty-Biter, maybesss get back to yous. Maybes pick you up in MeatRocket. Muhbe. Mucklurk isss mucklurkin' thingsss though. Make cosssy."
"Boss Vulture say issss okay, da only rule is no killin' the locals. Kill everything everywhere else but not on Titnurse Feels. Mucklurk can give you ride on MeatShip. Isss masssterpiece. Mucklurk proud. Is old explodey metal bird. Now is space. Much sssspace."
The sketchy video returns, this time the odd floran is burying dead beasties in... Sewage. "Mucklurk glad yousss came. Ssspurgle too!"
