((Remy)) hi is there such thing as a boyfriend shop bc i want one must be big, tall, tough, and like oranges ill pay in smooches
((King, not even bothering to make the message private or the user hidden)) Christ sake, Remy. Meet me in my office ASAP. There are things I should have explained with more clarity.
[Translating...] Oh. Well this is just perfect. Finally rig up one of these data-pads and discover an intergalactic internet known as Star-Net and the first link I find is someone trying to buy a boyfriend. Unless your one of those plant-people, I don't think you can exactly BUY people, unless there's an intergalactic rule that allows that and I don't know about it. - Guest [User Unregistered, posted as Guest.]
[Translating...] While this is an amazing offer, I must decline. If you want a boyfriend, you should post pictures of yourself, at the very least. Provide some information, too. Your job, education, stuff like that. - Posted by user [Germany]
I'll be yo' boyfriend if you give me a 10 bottles of strawberry juice and a TV with Animal Planet asap -Leon-
(( Steven! )) what why why does this exist are you joking sir because this is serious you.. you can't just... you can't buy people they gotta be butlers and they gotta buttle
Statement. I can sell you a corpse. On one hand, it's pretty disgusting and makes people question your mental health. On the other hand, no talk-back, and mating whenever you want. -XxXBADSTâ RXxX