ScarletSongbird

I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.

I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

The thing that used to worry him most was the fact that people always used to ask him what he was looking so worried about.

“Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!”

I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

'This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Fifteen years was a long time to be stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-boggingly dull as Earth.

"Sir," I said to the universe, "I exist." "That," said the universe, "creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever."

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

You guys really need to learn how to operate a radio IC.

Anyone up for a game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket?

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people who are making your life so damn difficult.

What do you mean spite can't be my sole motivation in life?

Everything happens for a reason, and sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.