I was just accepted into the Antares RP community. *awkward silence* INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: [I'm no good at this social stuff] *awkward silence continues* Erm. *awkward silence grabs a chair and sits down* H-hi. *awkward silence goes and cooks some popcorn* I, um. I. I hope to, um. *awkward silence sits down on the couch and turns on the TV* I, I hope to, erm, to, what was I saying again, to have many, uh... wonderful... experiences? *awkward silence goes to the microwave and grabs the popcorn, then puts in Edge Of Tomorrow and turns it on* With, with you guys?' *awkward sile-* Confidence stat +5! *awkward silence looks up in horror at Altair's character sheet. It whimpers and curls into a fetal position.* You guys seem like a wonderful community. I am a semi-experienced roleplayer and expect to learn a lot from you all. I am honored to be accepted and, all things considered, am quite astounded I am permitted to join you. Confidence potion wears off! *awkward silence gets an evil grin on its face and begins towering over Altair* And, and, I... Um. I, uh, I think... I think . . . I think that we'll have a wonderful old time together! *awkward silence grabs a battleaxe and sizes up Altair's neck* Uh, bye. I guess. (And with a sickening sound, Altair's head is sliced clean off.)
