[email protected] [text message] Good day. I am Treeknife, the co-mayor of Resolute. I am currently having problems advertising the town due to many racist remarks involving my origins. I would like to offer someone who does not sound like a Floran (For obvious reasons. People apparently don't like it when the colony is run by "Salads") to aid in advertising our beautiful town of Resolute. The wage will be decided between us. Send me a message to my Galamail address, please. Sincerely, Treeknife Biologist/Cafe-owner/Co-mayor [/text message]
LOL ITS A FLORAN TRYING TO ADVERTISE A "PEACEFUL" COLONY! THE ONLY THING UR GOOD FOR IS TINDERWOOD! ID: THEMANISTAN
I'd happily help you, mister/miss Tree Knife, but I'm not really someone who knows their way around advertisements. However, seen how you're a biologist, I'm sure your city would be worth visiting. Perhaps, if the city and its people respect the flora and fauna of the planet, I might write a short article on it. ~ Zoya Capuchin
Hey this is Kylar from Lunar News we would be happy to help advertise your town. When I come back to review your cafe and shops I will take some pictures as well of the town. I can give you a great discount as well since we didn't end up needing to run the other advert Talk soon! -Kylar
Florans do indeed have mister and misses, although they are very different from what you think as you are used to animals, not plants. ~CodePhalanx
