Are you hungry? Do you love meat? Then Ahern's Wild Game is your best shot! Here, I (Ahern) hunt, prepare and process, the best meat in the entire sector! All by hand! Gruntlok serrano ham, smoked ilyan sausages, salted sharkturtle chops, I've got everything you want! Fattiest prime cuts! Soft and tender choice cuts! And firm select cuts! I've got'em preserved with the best spices around and if you're feeling lively then I've got the bloodiest, most fresh meat around. That's right! I've got tons of those in storage, and they're just so excited to pop outta the barrel & freezer and right into the grill (or your mouth/beak/whatever you eat with) boys and girls! (or whatever you are)! And since I'm just feeling SO generous as I'm opening up, I'm offering up to 30% discounts on all my meat products! FOR A WEEK. So come on and order some meat! The list shows the animal, you just tell me the way you want it done! I'll increase the list as the store grows! Gruntlok Selection Gruntloks are big, hardy animals of the Gamma sector. They live in deciduous forests and are herbivores. Their meat has a natural soft, zesty flavour. Perfect for barbecues. Plain Raw Meat - Fresh - 6 pixels/lb select cut, 8 pix/lb choice cut, and 10 pix/lb for prime cuts. Sausages - 7 pix/lb Smoked, 3/pix lb w/Cheese, 4 pix/lb Breakfast-style, 10 pix/lb Cured/Aged and 8 pix/lb Pickled Ham - 8 pix/lb Smoked, 12 pix/lb Wet Cured, 15 pix/lb Dry Cured Ilyan Selection Ilyans are sneaky creatures, they're huge birds that dwell on tall mountains and rocky planets in the Beta sector. Their meat has a natural slimy texture, but it also has a soft sour & bitter flavour. I prefer to use them in stews. Makes for good dinner! Plain Raw Meat - Fresh - 4 pixels/lb lean cut, 3 pix/lb grounded Ilyan meat and 8 pix/lb for extra lean cuts. Sausages - 6 pix/lb Smoked, 2.4/pix lb w/Cheese, 5 pix/lb Breakfast-style, 10 pix/lb Cured/Aged and 8 pix/lb Pickled Ham - 5 pix/lb Smoked, 10 pix/lb Wet Cured, 12 pix/lb Dry Cured
Oh geez forgot to add this: You can contact me to arrange the pick-up of your order or I can deliver it personally to an agreed rendezvous point. For bulk orders, we can discuss for prices if it is too expensive. - Ahern
< posted via mobile_device from [email protected]> Hey,Ape-face. Can I get a sample of all you've got? Thought about buying food for my cat from you, but he's a bit picky. So I'd like to see if he likes it before I buy a bulk. -Caitlyn
< posted via mobile_device from [email protected]> I'll meet you in Taranis . The rest we'll be handling when you have arrived. Farewell until then Ape-face. -Caitlyn
<Posted from personal digital assistant > Doctor April Silverback here, I'll make this simple. I'm going to need 100lbs of Raw Gruntlok Meat delivered bi-monthly. We can arrange the delivery location in private. <Message end.> -April Silverback
