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Great One-Time Offer!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Kaiser Franz, Oct 30, 2014.

  1. Kaiser Franz

    Kaiser Franz New Member

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    (( If the source of this message is traced it would lead one back to a beat up old console on Badwater with a note "Suck muh dick, nerd" taped to the screen. ))

    Greetings ladies and gentle-shits, my name is Danny Saint Ives and I'm here today to offer you a chance to make some hardcore cash ya lucky sons of bitches. I'm puttin' a bounty on that bitchy dyke that runs the jails and such in Opportunity, broads name is Chris apparently. Anyways, she's a fuckin' menace to society and should be put down for the good of all. In the hopes of cleaning up the sector a bit I'm offering 30k for her alive or 60k dead. YEP! Yer readin' that right. Ya get more if ya just whack the bitch. Go freakin' nuts dudes. First one that provides proof of dead or capture is the one that gets the cash.

    -Superstar69​
     
    #1 Kaiser Franz, Oct 30, 2014
  2. GuardianPotato

    GuardianPotato New Member

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    Any and all bounty hunters or people attempting to collect said bounty will be be punished accordingly. -Felith
     
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  3. Arcticil

    Arcticil Toxic Top Soldier

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    shut up you sperg

    ID: vexthetexmex

    (vex)
     
    #3 Arcticil, Oct 30, 2014
  4. Malachar

    Malachar Heir to Madness

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    Floran not part of RA, not have follow their rules. Come to hurt others at colony at own risk.
    ~Petaldncer
     
    #4 Malachar, Oct 30, 2014
  5. Doctor Frohman

    Doctor Frohman New Member

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    You're blind, Petal.
    I think you should try to stay out of it...
    - UNITY
     
    #5 Doctor Frohman, Oct 30, 2014
  6. yoyohaloreach

    yoyohaloreach New Member

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    Mother fuckers just wait till I'm back on my feet I will put every last one of you in the ground - Luke PS someone is writing this for me
     
    #6 yoyohaloreach, Oct 30, 2014
  7. Redwilt

    Redwilt Washed up has been

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    What are you gonna do? Poke me with your stumps? Cant get cybo arms you twit. Your new name is Stubbsy.

    - J. Essay
     
    #7 Redwilt, Oct 30, 2014
  8. yoyohaloreach

    yoyohaloreach New Member

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    Yeah well we'll see about that, I'll sacrafice what I need to, to kill you.
     
    #8 yoyohaloreach, Oct 30, 2014
  9. Redwilt

    Redwilt Washed up has been

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    Gonna be real hard to do that with no arms unless you can fire a gun with your asscheeks. Maybe Ill die from laughin'

    -J. Essay
     
    #9 Redwilt, Oct 30, 2014
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