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Lookin' for Mercs!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by LaserLlamas, Oct 17, 2014.

  1. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Sacred land of some God who don't even exist eh? Sounds legit. Gives them an excuse to kill people for no reason hah.

    - The Rising Sun
     
  2. Day Tripper

    Day Tripper miller ball breaker

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    // reply from MAJYYK SCOTTISH DEVICE via: [email protected] //

    see, this guy understands

    the Spanish tried the whole "take land and fuck it up the arsehole" thing, and although they succeeded, they were known as complete fuckweeds

    or, perhaps the bird-guys will kick your shit in, like Scotland did to England


    either way, you're still an arse
     
  3. Toadkid1234

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    I dont understand all these similes and metaphors you humans are using, but there are a seemingly endless amount of uninhabited habitable planets in this frontier. Why not settle somewhere not previously settled by avians or floran, rather than go through the trouble of paying quite a hefty sum of pixels in exchange for their removal? The cost of interstellar travel is far less than the cost of even one mercenary.

    Before making such a decision, perhaps you should have consulted an economist, or rather any sentient with an elementary education and fully developed, functional prefrontal cortex.

    - RayBeluga
     
  4. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    Exactly.

    -Jackson Britton
    ((P.S: SCOOOOOOTLAAAAAAND))
     
  5. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    You see, they only kill people who go on their territory. What if someone beamed on your ship and said, "This is mine now."? What you are doing is territory invasion and piracy.

    -Jackson Britton
     
  6. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Dunno how'd they do that without beamcodes, meaning they can go in and out as they please. If you're building something as a sacred as a temple in plain sight where someone from orbit could fuckin' bomb it, they may as well pull their pants down, present their corkscrew dicks, and proceed to slap me with 'em until I leave. That's a lot more effective then shooting at me. I would honestly just laugh my ass off and stop all efforts of wanting to harm them because that's some balls right there. But uh. Naw they're pansies No respect on my end. They didn't even ask kindly for me to leave, just flat out started shooting. Scum like that? They can rot in their graves.

    - The Rising Sun
     
  7. Waheezi

    Waheezi New Member

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    // Audio message received! //

    Hey. I'm ready, got the Archemedes, my ship, fired up. Send me some coords and I'll be on my way.

    // Audio message end. Reply? //

    Yes // No

    -Russel
     
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  8. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Transportation and that junk will be provided, so uh, don't worry about that.

    - The Rising Sun
     
  9. Waheezi

    Waheezi New Member

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    Where should I be and when?

    - Russell
     
  10. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Check your inbox! Instructions were sent!
     
  11. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

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    No interest.
     
  12. LaserLlamas

    LaserLlamas Mother of the Pack

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    Your loss buddy!

    - The Rising Sun
     
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    -Cyan-
    Floran interest.
    Curious ad.
     
  14. Jnick22

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    Woo, that was fun. If you need any help with building your structures on the planet, just gimme a call.
    -Silt Nerfer