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Mama's Catering

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Lord Boran, Sep 25, 2014.

  1. Lord Boran

    Lord Boran New Member

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    Hey ya'll sorry bout closin down my New Chicago location.But you can still get a taste of all my wonderful foods by ordering here. The price varies by the amount of food you have purchased.You can order the following or create a custom order.
    Dodge Special-
    Tender white meat chicken deep fried in plantain chips, with a side of sweet potato fries and gravy
    Mama's Favorites-
    A sampler platter of all mama's favorite meats and veggies(Steaks,ribs,bacons,chicken,colared greens, mashed taters, and a BBQ sauce dip).
    Floran Special-
    100% Meat and no vegetables!
    Apex Special-
    A special blend of banana,meats, and vegetables to create the perfect high nutrient meal.
    Hylotl Special-
    A mix of Hylotl crops and imitation meats(perfect for vegans).
    Avian Special-
    A mix of meats and favorite Avian fruits.
    Glitch Special-
    A desert involving ice cream with sweetened Glitch botbulbs.
    Human Special-
    All of Earths favorite deserts on one platter(Ice cream,pie, and cake).
    All of the following are 10 pixels if you would like to place a custom order name it below and the price will vary depending on the orders.
    Have a nice day.
    -Adeline Miller(Mama)
     
  2. ASinisterIon

    ASinisterIon New Member

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    Hey Mama, I hate to intrude on your ad, but is there any chance you need security when you cater?

    -- Leth
     
  3. Lord Boran

    Lord Boran New Member

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    Nope, my .22 does me just fine.
    -Adeline Miller(Mama)
     
  4. Xenos

    Xenos New Member

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    Aut quis locus novo auxilio tibi opus cibum? Curabitur sit amet quam id enim. Aut certe, cum ad auxilium tibi.

    -translating......... complete-

    Do you need any help finding a new location or preparing food? I'd be more than happy to do so for you. Or, at least, to help you with it.

    -Starlight
     
  5. Lord Boran

    Lord Boran New Member

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    Now that you mention it, I do need some more produce.
    -Adeline Miller(Mama)
     
  6. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    i like how you openly admit that you have a firearm, that definitely sets the mood for anyone wishing to order.

    -Markus21 (Markus_Lancer)
     
  7. Lord Boran

    Lord Boran New Member

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    For protective reasons only. Name one person who doesn't have a firearm nowdays with those terrorists in New Chicago up and about.
    -Adeline Miller(Mama)
     
  8. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    i don't blame you for having the gun, i don't get why you have to openly admit you have a firearm, just say something like "im fine, thanks", people won't come to buy if you just go out and say "hey, i got a gun!"

    just saying.

    -Markus21 (Markus Lancer)
     
  9. Lord Boran

    Lord Boran New Member

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    Just keeping it out there so anyone wanting to rob sweet ol me knows im packin heat.
     
  10. Kirby teh Pink

    Kirby teh Pink Puts the Coo in Cool

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    Myself.

    Also, a human prepared dish referred to as an "Avian special" is not something I would consider edible. - Skarti
     
  11. Xenos

    Xenos New Member

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    Oh, shove a sock in your oversized beak. You're even more uptight than a Hylotl or a Numinaic High Priest.

    ~Ember