Whoever owns the large pile gold and jewels; you left it in NC.

*Roberto*
OK listen here Starnet.
In my travels in that most beautiful city of New Chicago, I have come across a veritable dragon's horde of gold and jewels hidden in the city.
I, being a respectable and law abiding citizen, wish to make sure the contents of said horde are not owned by any of the living.
As such, I am making this post now.
I am now addressing the owner of said loot, should they still be in the material realm:
Yo
dude
what you doin' man.
you left a lot of money just sittin' there.
Why'd you do that?

Now, I ain't telling where it is. If the guy who owns it still resides in the earthly spheres, he/she will know where I be talking about.
So, if you exist, pick up your junk and move where us lawful citizens can't stumble onto it.
That is all.