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Discussion in 'Archives' started by Pie4Pigs, Sep 16, 2014.

  1. DirtyGoblin

    DirtyGoblin Guest

    Eddie frowns as Blaire Winchester's PDA freezes. He totally wires money to the account. 3000 pixels. Its all counterfeit of course. The account originates from the Gulch. If the virus thang still does stuff to the PDA, it reveals countless selfies of Eddie. Whatever pics and surfing history Blaize had. A lot of porn, probably from Eddie.
     
  2. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    ((YOU MOTHERFUCKER GIMME MY PHONE BACK))
     
  3. AmyCat

    AmyCat New Member

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    May grins as the link opens, her computer instantly backing out of the page and runs a quick automatic scan as it detects the obvious attack on her computer. She mutters to herself, "Cute..." and waits for the scan to come back clean before continuing her search for internet booty...
     
  4. Iridium616

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    *Shari curses as the little message shows up, and simply reboots her PDA. When she finds out that it didn't work, and not having much money, she simply sets her PDA on the table to attempt to clean it up with some free antivirus tomorrow*
     
  5. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    ((This really makes me wish Flora still had a computer/PDA/whatever, cause she would SO click this link.

    Blood-dancer would get really angry and want to stab something after her PDA froze up. Her browsing history would be full of gore, blood, REAALLY WEIRD adult websites, and also how-to videos on different dancing styles.

    Zap-Hands would get really upset that the antivirus he downloaded, that actually was a virus, did not work, and he would attempt to pay the money but his bank account is empty, so he would just put his computer in the closet, go for a walk, and then cry. His browsing history would full of things like "how to search starnet?" and other really stupid things like that.

    ))
     
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  6. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    **With Eddie having provided the villainous scum with her email address, Blaire is both confused and annoyed at the sight of 32 spam messages regarding a nigerian prince looking to generously give her 2 million pixels.**
     
  7. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    * Sharp clicked the link out of curiosity then frowns once the alert pops up. " The fuckss..?" she hissed out, upon rebooting her PDA and the virus still freezing it she just simply grunts and sets it down, walking to her room and grabbing her war axe, returning to the PDA and smashing it to pieces, yelling " SSTUPIDSS!" *
     
  8. CaptainBritton02

    CaptainBritton02 Man of War

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    *Seaguard looks at the PDA, hitting it against the wall a few times to check, and then says, "Fuuuuuck. Another fucking PDA to waste. Info: Seaguard is the HKC Vice Admiral at the age of 56, with some out of date armor blueprints that have been saved over by file changes. AKA: Acessible, but the armor is A: out of date and B: some of the parts are rearranged in the wrong places*

    *Jackson just looks at his PDA, scratching at his head, slipping his PDA in his pocket, counting his pixels. "1270 pix. Goddamnit."
    Info: An ex-USAF member with a vigilante life as "The Rider". Potentially benefit from bringing his head to the US CentCom.*
     
  9. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    ((How much was in her bank account?))
     
  10. Lord Boran

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    ((Adeline(Mama) Accidentaly clicks on the popup and reads the message slowly.Heh heh heh thanks god for multiple computers. She then beams down her new planet and sets down the computer.Thinking slowly how she should destroy it she digs around her purse the gets the idea to drop the purse on the computer.She drops it and the computer instantly deforms and crumbles due to the impossible weight of the bag. View attachment 2397
    ((((If your wondering, this is what the computer would look like.Don't believe it, ask Dodge, dropped it on his foot))))She then chuckles as she sets her gun to heat and melts the computer into a burnt plastic and metal concoction.Her history was then revealed.
    -Boring music stuff
    -A few of her secret recipes(Noooooooo)
    -Factual websites including the history of chicken
    Eh, no biggie she says beaming back to her ship))
     

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  11. Emonics

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    Swiggity Swooty! I am still coming for that exotic, questionably hot booty. (Unknown, Anonymous account.)
     
  12. Weavle105

    Weavle105 Back in Black.

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    (((([​IMG] ))))
     
  13. M-Bot

    M-Bot #swellest

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    *Crosswell accidentally clicks the link on his endless search for more cat videos. The popup enters existence for exactly half a second before being eaten by his PDA's advanced antivirus. He blinks boredly, shrugs, and resumes his search.*
     
  14. Cassidy

    Cassidy The Strudel

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    *Dustclaw would open the add, expecting that she was going to see some fine booty, but only finding her pda frozen, she sighs before throwing it out of a window. Many random files of how to grow a better booty, best booty pictures, and booty pictures, did i mention half of her history had alot of booty pics? other than that she only really uses that pda for booty pics, and only really has booty pic history on this, its obviously dust is obsessed with da booty*
     
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  15. Aissa

    Aissa Clockwork Pastry Lobster

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    Aissa clicks on the ad in a desperate search for a little red X, a link that'll let her opt out, something, and produces a long string of multilingual profanity that's as evocative as it is varied.
    As soon as it finishes downloading, she also curses the fact that she kept clicking "Later" every time her tablet told her to "Restart to complete security updates. Y/N?"

    She casts a silent, sidelong glance in Vecks' direction, then to her tablet, then back again, as she debates whether she would rather have a conversation about StarNet security and how no, as a matter of fact, she was not clicking on booty downloads on purpose thank-you-very-much, or just pay the dosh. In the end, she just keeps her mouth shut and sends along the three thousand pixels. Worse comes to worse she'll just explain it away as a nice, respectable black-market stim habit or crippling gambling addiction.
     
  16. GuardianPotato

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    ((Dear god, are this many people -really- that gullible?))
     
  17. M-Bot

    M-Bot #swellest

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    (( are you underestimating the power of the booty ))
     
  18. Emonics

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    ((Swiggity Swooty))
     
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    <June stared at her computer screen, confused as to what was going on before she saw her computer demand her to pay over the 3000 pixels, she slammed her head on the desk and sighed, she didn't even know why she clicked the link in the first place. After blowing the hair from her eyes, she got up and checked around the nearby book cabinet, pulling out a respectably large-sized book and popping it open, beginning to read for a solution on how to fix the conundrum...despite simply updating her bloody anti-virus.>

    (June Hawthorne)

    ((You'd be surprised how desperate people can be at time.))
     
  20. Sen

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    An automated bot begins launching sophisticated attacks against the source server, attempting to gain unauthorized access. Its origin is traceable to Asani's airspace, although not to what ship.