Hello there, All you Flowersss and Rosssess, thisss isss Captain Hookfang looking for Crew membersss to work for Me, Captain Hookfang, I'm willing to ssshare all treasure, Plunder, and food with other Crew membersss The current onesss are: Me, Captain Hookfang Redclaw And Lilacin If you do happen to betray ussss, We will Behead you, Before giving you a good beating. That'ssss all I'm going to write, If you're willing to join, Possst on here. And if you do happen to possst anything elssse, other than applying I Will eat you. -Captain Hookfang
You would be beating up a headless, lifeless body. Enjoy that. And I am quite easy to find. If you would like to meet with me personally we can discuss your strange habit of literally flogging the dead seahorse. ((and the thread trolling did cease, and there was much rejoicing.))
Because threatening people is a recruitment angle. Watch out, it's the next scourge of the galaxy. [Insert more sarcastic, snarky, mockery here] -Eight
....Respectively, a Pirate asks if you can stop posting that isn't relevant to mine... Thank you, the Florans appreciate it... -Hookfang
Well, Captain Hookfang could consider if Ye' aint no Floran! Contact me VIA Radio and i'll take ye To the Base!