((yung)) if u make music, or ur into fashion, or someshit like that i will sign you to my label "yung honey entertainment" you might also or might not become part of a secret organization the "yungminati" :+) i will fund your album, mixtapes, and if im not broke by then, your concerts :^) im mostly looking to have a wide variety of artist, i need very eclectic things 1. a bunch of shoegazey teenagers disappointed in love and atheist 2. some guy wearing a mask or with a strong gimmick that makes experimental noise 3. some angry punk idk 4. some gangsta rap guy that lets PETA know their mink is dragging on the floor 5. someone rnb singer who cares about their lover or something 6. a duo that makes poppy electronic music, lots of disco, dancey shit ok 7. someone very pretentious who dresses very fresh 8. someone very fresh who dresses very pretentious 9. if you have the DNA or something that could help me clone and re-make former human pop & hip pop superstar "ice cube" or "pharrel williams" i will be very grateful i have lots of money i currently have signed lil flop and muckface we almost created a legacy with our pop rap artist "Big Shaun" but he was deceased or something smh tardrinker is sueing us but we r a secret organization so she doesnt know whats coming to her (flowers in a box cause i apologized for the beef)
(Aissa) I know a band you should totally listen to, if you're interested in a multispecies experimental rock trio with awesome outfits and emotions hair. - a.
[Sai] So you have lots of money... own your own radio label, but can't learn how to type or speak properly... I'm surprised people would go with your gig at all... I've got to be honest here by saying that your 'fans' are feeding your delusion out of pity. I'm not going to act nice and pretend like your radio station is the best. However... you could just pay me to stop being a thorn in your side... hell maybe pay me to advertise for your little 'show'.
((yung)) dude no i love my haters u know uve truly made it when ppl hate you for no reason :- -( matter of fact ill even pay you so you hate me more :^) also a radiolabel isnt a radio or a record label man its like a radioactive isotope tracer just dropping some ~TRU WISDOM~ bloodrazer done taught me good about the nuclear shiznit :+)
[Sai] I don't hate you because of your radio... I hated you before that, before you started spreading your shit around.
--((Processing voice to text...))-- Trading the bottomss of our shoess to join a record label... It soundss like a great deal for our band, Aisssa! I just hope I don't sstep on anything pointy at Tetanuss. -Crim
((Lydia)) Is this still open? I wanna be some angry punk. (≖︿≖✿) I play keytar, y'know that, Yuncle? I guess I can sing, if you autotune that shit. ♬♪♫ ヾ(*・◇・)ノ ♬♪♫
im screaming HELL YEAH TRICK HELLA AYY TRUE i will meet all yall my babies my future legacy and also my actual legacy i guess lydia
((yung)) i never bet my booty itd be unfair to all the other booties out there my booty game badonkculus
This unit finds your small organic creature attempts at SICK BURNS to be lacking. This unit suggests that you check your small organic creature self, before you wreck your small organic creature self. Organic thing, designated Yung. State your availability.