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Warning: A Backstabbing Bandit

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Pie4Pigs, Mar 18, 2014.

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What are your thoughts on this Luke fellow?

  1. He sounds like an idiot.

    7 vote(s)
    77.8%

  2. I would not want to meet him in person.

    3 vote(s)
    33.3%

  3. He should go slag off in a pit of hungry florans.

    3 vote(s)
    33.3%

  4. What a brute!

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%

  5. I bet he's ugly!

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
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  1. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    I was invited over to the residence of a man with a green mohawk who went by the name of Luke. At first, he was very friendly. However, shortly after inviting me into his home, he began to attack me, likely trying to rob me of my valuable belongings. Using the last of my strength, I managed to fend him off and beam up to my ship. I feel very violated (he really messed up my hair), and wish only to keep this monster from harming others!

    Please, if you come across a cock-eyed bloke named Luke, be very careful!

    -A concerned and anonymous user
     
    #1 Pie4Pigs, Mar 18, 2014
  2. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    flora tink sonds lik is dan and is tri mak luke seem mean but luke is nice and dan is insult luke and then is fite luke not tri rob dan sadrtgadfaadwe4hykkgfga
    -flora
     
    #2 Spinach Pirate, Mar 19, 2014
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  3. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    how is flora mak words go awae flora mak axedent tip letrs and flora not want
    -flora
     
    #3 Spinach Pirate, Mar 19, 2014
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  4. Bloodrazer

    Bloodrazer Son of Rakkis

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    *Leto*
    Isn't "Cock" a slang term for the human phallus? Why would he have one of those in his eye?
     
    #4 Bloodrazer, Mar 19, 2014
  5. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    iss probli insult
     
    #5 Spinach Pirate, Mar 19, 2014
  6. Toadkid1234

    Toadkid1234 New Member

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    Hmm. Cock also is a male in a specific earth bird species. Additionally 'cocky' signifies conceit or arrogance. I am still at a loss...
     
    #6 Toadkid1234, Mar 19, 2014
  7. Kazi

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    Cock-eyed means that he has one squinty eye. It is derived from the word cock with also means not straight, or askew; cock-eyed can also mean slightly crazy. In this case the one eye is not normal and therefor "cock-eyed".

    -Lee
     
    #7 Kazi, Mar 19, 2014
  8. OptionalFingers

    OptionalFingers New Member

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    I swear, one day I'll just raise the "Give All Florans an AI Starnet Companion Fund", just to get rid of these stupid questions.
     
    #8 OptionalFingers, Mar 19, 2014
  9. Spinach Pirate

    Spinach Pirate The Adorable Spinach

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    quesshuns not stupid is rel quesshun and is ned anser
     
    #9 Spinach Pirate, Mar 19, 2014
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