I shall be your new advisor on evil/left heels, sneakers, and other footwear as well as the minister of obscure music references. EDIT: Aaand my username is one character longer than a line. Lucky me
A new evil left heel adviser! We've been needing one of those ever since the last one was devoured by box people. Welcome to Antares fam! Avoid the boxes, and have a good stay. Hope to see you around!
I only have one for your left foot. Oh, and the shoe might try to eat that same one. Still interested?