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Bad Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Gustwood, Nov 3, 2015.

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  1. Tracey

    Tracey New Member

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    How do paladins get so strong?
    They exorcise.

    What is the best way to get into someone else's pants?
    You wear them.
     
    #21 Tracey, Dec 16, 2015
  2. War_Weazel

    War_Weazel New Member

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    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

    Virgin Mobile.
     
    #22 War_Weazel, Dec 16, 2015
  3. Cynirr

    Cynirr O15

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    Is your booty auschwitz

    because i can't stop concentrating on it
     
    #23 Cynirr, Dec 17, 2015
  4. Aero

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    What's the deal with airplane food?

    Well, nothing. It's just (air)plain food.
     
    #24 Aero, Dec 17, 2015
  5. JohnShadow

    JohnShadow "Now you're all alone, little Caroline."

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    What's the difference between your dad and Santa Claus?

    Santa comes back every year.
     
    #25 JohnShadow, Dec 17, 2015
  6. Phoenix

    Phoenix the one and only

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    You guys wanna know what's funny?

    My life!
     
    #26 Phoenix, Dec 22, 2015
  7. JohnShadow

    JohnShadow "Now you're all alone, little Caroline."

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    But the real joke is your sex life
     
    #27 JohnShadow, Dec 23, 2015
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  8. FoRgE

    FoRgE Whack-A-Yak-5

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    Donald Trump's Presidential Run.
     
    #28 FoRgE, Dec 23, 2015
  9. Canadia

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    What do you call a group of moths partaking in mischievous activities?



    The mothia.
     
    #29 Canadia, Dec 23, 2015
  10. Phoenix

    Phoenix the one and only

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    What do you call an asian driver?

    ...a regular driver, you racist.
     
    #30 Phoenix, Dec 23, 2015
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    NightGamerBR New Member

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    My life.
     
    #31 NightGamerBR, Jan 1, 2016
  12. Froot

    Froot OH SO VERY NICE

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    How original. This is for jokes, not same old self-derogatory puns thanks.
    Like
    "a dyslexic man walked into a bra".
     
    #32 Froot, Jan 2, 2016
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