Hello again, friends! Today, the engineering and tech team of Triton Concepts brings out a new product for its customers to enjoy. For a while we have been working to develop a new device that deviates from the common PDA, or, Personal Data Assistant. This new and upgraded device is known as the PMD which stands for Personal Mobile Device. This newly created user-friendly device has been tested and improves upon the now-outdated PDA platform. With many new features and cutting-edge hardware technology, such as the newly implemented electronic quantum holography systems allowing the use of hard-light touchscreens without the use of solid reflective surfaces such as glass. Without further ado, we present our new, first generation PMD models based on the platform known as 'Comet': TPMD-S1B Comet Cost (Contract): 120px Cost (Standalone): 300px TPMD-S1O Comet Cost (Contract): 120px Cost (Standalone): 300px TPMD-S1P Comet Cost (Contract): 120px Cost (Standalone): 300px TPMD-S1R Comet Cost (Contract): 170px Cost (Standalone): 350px TPMD-S1S Halley's Comet [Limited Edition] Cost (Contract): 170px Cost (Standalone): 350px TPMD-S1S Anomaly Comet [Limited Edition] Cost (Contract): 170px Cost (Standalone): 350pxFeatures of the Comet include: 9G StarNet Connection (with Contract) GreenClaw Connection Compatibility 32 Petabytes of Storage Electronic Quantum Holograph Display Galaxy Positioning System Active DNA/Voice Sampling and Recognition Passive Ship-to-PMD Wireless Interfacing Active Compatibility with older (and newer) mobile platforms Encrypted Frequency Detector (cannot interact with encrypted frequencies without proper passcode and identification) And much more!
Same old same old. You kind of people've been at this for hundreds and hundreds of years. I got a PDA that does what I need it to do, and I don't have to pay extra for Starnet connection. You make a copy of an existing product and tweak it slightly, then release it for so much more and call it "new". Do these limited editions even do anything the normal ones don't? Because if not then you care nothing but the money. - [email protected]
[Logged in as H4rgr4v3nH3ll] [Comment initiated.] TPMD-S1P Comet. I'd like to pay for a standalone version. - Lilith P. Harmen [Comment sent.] [Sucessfully logged out.]
-SSC-H010N I have been informed that the Radical Industry PDA models are horrendously out of date, and underused. I'd like to put in an order for a TPMD-S1S Halley's Comet.
***ORDER CONFIRMED*** Your purchase will be available tomorrow at the Olympus Courts Shopping Center.
((Since you didn't leave it laying around in the shop for obvious reasons, would you mind just dropping it off in one of the many containers in my room?))
I fail to see how these devices differ in design, use or purpose from the pre-existing PDA or "smartphone" concept. -Skarti
Exactly the point I made. They're just penny-grabbing scumbags who sell something that looks a tad snazzier than what everybody already has. - [email protected]
Oh of course, humans that claim they have no god really just worship themselves, currency, or firearms. That said, please explain the term "snazzier" as I am unfamiliar with it. -Skarti
All humans have addictions to guns and money. Most creatures do in fact... And snazzy means fly, hip, cool, looking better than the old shit. - [email protected]
As I shall ignore the pointless vulgarity, I assume that by "fly, hip, and cool" you mean "aesthetically pleasing", which honestly you could have just said. ...and really, most creatures? -Skarti
