The Radical Industries Auction

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To the citizens of Antares,

We at the Sunshine Corporation have recently traveled into your sector to procure some of our stolen technology. In doing so, we acquired the shares to the company Radical Industries through legitimate means.

However, upon closer inspection Radical Industries was one of the few manufacturers in your system that didn't make guns. I know you criminals love your guns, but I was also positive you loved your alcohol as well. So our people at Sunshine decided to do the charitable thing, and we kept providing you with the products you all knew and loved, whilst we dismantled the company.

However, now that our work is done, we are having an auction. We have no interest in the goods of Antares.

Radical Industries Properties
((All items will come with their original source item, as well as the right to distribute it on the server for profit. If you are unfamiliar with Radical Industries items, you can find a list here))

Free Blue: CURRENT BID: $5,000 (@Avis)
Live Free, Be Radical. Emblazoned on every bottle. One of the finer, less generic beers in Antares. I'm sure it has at least some sort of following. It seems to turn quite a bit of coin in the sector.

Ionic Vintage: CURRENT BID: $2500 (@Teshak)
A warm, red wine. Ironic considering it's namesake. It is probably too fancy for your kind, but I am positive it has it's market.

Silk Malt: CURRENT BID: $3750 (@Teshak)
A scotch unlike any other I've ever tried. I am surprised that this is even drinkable, let alone named "Silk". It's one of the harshest drinks I've had in my life. And you people down this thing by the damn bottle? Absolutely repulsive to anyone civilized.

Odinn Ice: CURRENT BID: $4,500 (@SP3CTR3)
It's vodka. It's not bad. Certainly washes the swill of the malt out of my mouth.

Blue Flash Series: CURRENT BID: $2,750 (@Fenrous)
A DSLR camera. Pretty nice. Takes a dang fine picture. Not sure why a bunch of roughnecks would want memories of their terrible lives, but maybe you can sell the technology for security purposes.

The FRD Series: CURRENT BID: $6750 (@Fenrous)
A fairly handy Personal Data Assistant. It comes in two models. PDA's are popular in your sector, but it looks like these weren't easy to find.

The H0-10N: CURRENT BID $101,000 (@SP3CTR3 )
A rare piece of lost technology from the Sunshine corporation. The H0-10N is a humanoid android. It is fully synthetic and designed to behave just like a real human. This prototype found its way into the Antares sector, and not a single one of you thought of returning it before it gained a degree of sentience. It's A.I unit has been severely damaged because of this, and is no longer of any value to us.


We will stop taking bids on August 15th, 2415. All bids must be in increments of at least 1000 pixels.

 

@QuackAttack19
I will presume that the 19 in your tag means you are 19. I believe in lots of sectors of the galaxy, you still may not be allowed to drink. So you will not be paying for anything.

@PinkEngineer12
Your ability to read is truly going to one day lead you to great things. We are selling the properties, not individual products that have already been manufactured. However, your bids have been duly noted.

As for the A.I unit, wiping the unit clean is going to cost more money than it would be to simply produce another one. This particular A.I has not followed any of its directives in years.

@Condor
Noted

 

@PinkEngineer
Collectors. However, once again, that is not what we are auctioning.

@Tarlach
Noted.

 

@Cy Wire
Interesting. I am surprised any of you desired the Android.