Post something funny, then not funny about your character(s)!

Why the pluck am I the last person to find out about this?
I'll find you, Crow.
Anyways.
Dirt-Biter
Funny!- No one knows exactly how to take anything she says; if earnest, sympathetic, or jibing. All that's certain is; it won't be what they expect.
Not Funny.- Acts as the maternal guiding figure she never had, and directly blames for her less-than-lustrous life thus far; maybe providing others that necessity will make it sting less.
Betty Oba
Funny!- Bizarre speech patterns and shocking appearance causes a stir wherever she goes, and is a timid soft-spoken giant.
Not Funny.- Much of who she is, is a culmination of genetic fault, past trauma and current neurosis. She is always an outsider looking in, yearning to just be included.
Miri
Funny!- ((I cannot think of a dang thing for this part; maybe the fact that alot of patients fall in love with her? . - . ))
Not Funny.- Toes the moral line one encounters when saving people indiscriminately within warzones and frontiers. Those she saves today are tomorrow's killers and maimers; where's the line? Hopefully underfoot while she beam-walks into the grind-house.

 

Raven Mercier
Funny: She was constantly teasing a guy with flirting to the point where her jokes about them dating became truth. this took less than a full day, and she has no idea how this happened.
Notfunny: she recently committed her first murder. A shot to the face of her previous lover. Traitors be damned.

 

Akane_Kawa
Funny: She is bit of a bubbly Asian human, enjoying little things such as tea and the friends she met along her journey through Antares.

Not Funny: Before she came to Antares, she had to kill her Fiancee to earn her freedom from an arranged wedding from someone she didn't love, stealing his ship and heading to Antares, where she joined The Wolves as a thief mercenary, trying to look for a place that truly is home.

Laonie_Karrington
Funny: Laonie is a short human that stands right above five feet tall. In her time in the USAF she had to dig into all fields of science, soon changing from a Chemist, to a modifications expert, that makes equipment and utility work more effectively and efficiently

Not Funny: On the attack of Union, she had to use her own invention to kill two USCM Operator's, basically forced to kill two brothers in arms. On her way to the escape site, she was shot three times in the chest, non-fatal. Later that day she nearly died of blood loss and was in comatose for nearly a week.

Talise Vera
Funny: While a simple farmer, Talise has been around quite a lot of different sectors of space, originating from Unbound Travels, Antares and even GC. She is an old character, that originally started out purely as a farmer, but soon became a badass farmer that knew how to fight and shoot a gun, eventually being able to put down someone in powerarmor through combat superiority alone, although receiving a heavy injury to her knee in the process. She has not died in any of the other servers.

Not Funny: Talise is the last member of her family and lost approximately thirty-three close friends which she keeps tallied in the hat she wears on her head. Five of these people were NPC's, the other twenty-eight were actual players/RPers.

 

sweet necro-bump bro

 

I just realized this was an old post, I didn't notice that he necro'd it.

 

kek. get rekt

 

Glauen
Funny: He is terrified of the dark.
Not Funny: Because he was kidnapped by cultists and woke up as they were dragging him down dark passageways.

Nano
Funny: Despite being thirty years old he acts like a brat of a Glitch.
Not Funny: He spent his entire life trying to comprehend the Glitch positronic brain to understand his species and the hive mind and failed miserably. It left him utterly bitter as a result.

 

Sarah McKinley!

Funny: Sarah is pretty bubbly when around friends.

Not-Funny: She has consistent nightmares as a side effect of her fighting in the war on Earth.

Hakachi'Nija!

Funny: Despite wanting to be a friendly Floran, she's incredibly violent!

Not-Funny: Her fiancee cheated on her. Sob for her!

 

Cole Ombre
Funny: Is always trying to crack a joke.
Not Funny: Because he needs to distract himself from The Line he's getting ever so close to crossing, doing whatever he can not to think about it.

Jace Ombre
Funny: .....(I havent really developed this character, he's just an IC way for me to get guns to you guys)
Not Funny: ^

(Because screw necro threads, this one's actually kinda cool)

 

Smokestack
Funny!
He always has to drink cola wherever he goes. It's what sustains him.
Not Funny...
He's a pushover most of the times and instinctively tries to befriend who he sees as useful. Failing usually.

 

Funny!
It's solour!

Not funny.
It's solour.

:c

 

Abraham

Not funny:

He has 99 problems.

Funny:

A bitch ain't one.

 

Ethan Britton

Not Funny: He's injured every second week of the month.

Funny: Usually people call him cripple even if he doesn't have an injury to any of his limbs. Why? Because **** if I know.

 

Time to join the fun.

Joshua Scheffler
Funny - Similar to Ethan, he had a notorious track record of being injured on every deployment and in fact had the nickname "Designated Bullet Sponge" among his fellow Marines.
Not funny - In spite of the fact he tries to play it tough, he's nyctophobic and monophobic.

 

Alphaeus Sinclaire

Funny: Flabbergasted whenever in the presence of sin, sinners, sinny things, or... SWEAR WORDS
Also I can't help but read his dialogue as Colonel Autumn from Fallout 3 in my head and I find that pretty funny

Not So Funny: Murdered numerous sinners in their sleep, carving a cross in each of their foreheads; never arrested once

 

mark

funny:

not funny: this character

 

Fernpetal
Funny! - Has danced around using a tools as a mic while singing, also believe that anyone that is irritated needs to mate.
Not Funny. - Stabbed her old tribe chief, then slow tortured him before out right killing him and stringing him as a display for the rest of the tribe. None of her old tribe knows about it.

Tanji Saltus
Funny! - Had actually got to school naked in Junior School.
Not Funny. - Tends to fight opponents and defeat them by a thousand cuts.

Try-V2
Funny! - Tends to stick lower powered magnets (fridge magnets) to himself.
Not Funny. - Was a experimental test subject by USCM studying hiveminded glitch, and has shoot an innocent human during a mission.

 

Vine-Dagger
Funny: Poured meatwine all over a 75-year old man a few days ago
Not Funny: Got shot in the leg for it

 

Acacia Stormwood
Funny: She is an Avian in no ways but one.
Not funny: Her mind always wanders in very dark places.
Lyro/Chains Wallbreaker
Funny: The reactions to him having split-personality disorder.
Not funny: The only thing that stops him from attacking Flightless is the fact Lyro (the dominant, sane personality) can control Chains (the semi-insane beer-addict personality).
Gerald_Seventy:
Funny: Speaks like a British stereotype.
Not funny: He's boring to play as, so he's M.I.A. now.