Aissa

Donate a dollar today to keep pelicans entertained so they neVER EVER YAWN AGAIN

Eis libenter epulamur qui nos domare velint.

This video of a pair of tiny plastic men riding on a caterpillar is, perhaps, the greatest thing I've seen yet this week,

Yo, whoever Greyson is cracked me tf up.

Be the garbage-eating marsupial you want to see in the world.

The only thing to fear is scorpions hiding in your shoes.

I don't want to be Elfstar any more! I want to be Debbie!

Man, it feels weird to start another journal. All those views. *sniff*

You need to message me on steam more!

Friendspionage is Magic.

Hey. My semester is almost over. Ill be able to come back c:

I sent you an FR on Steam, Dasani Killer Moth, Just so I don't forget D:

Smile. You'll feel better. Smile wider. You'll feel much better. Pull back skin to expose your grinning skull. See how much better you feel?

If you love something, set it free. If it returns, burrows into your ribs, devours your heart & becomes your new heart, it was meant to be.

Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs.

All that glitters is not gold. Particularly that over there. That’s maybe an insect of some sort. It’s really too dark to tell.

Let's have a heart-to-heart. Here's mine, and here's a knife.

You have nice skin. It really holds in all your blood and organs-- no leaking or nothing. You look great.

Beep Bop.

"We have you surrounded." -- literally everything that isn't you.