-- Posted from [email protected] via phone -- Okay, hi ya'll! It's me, Yukari. Ya know, that super awesome good lookin' Hylotl. So, I got a deal for ya'll. I'm exportin' some of this stuff to the Penguin bay to make some quick cash, but ya'll might want some too, so here's how it's gonna work! I'm sellin' fish that kiiinda looks like this. And sometimes, I even get some of these weird lookin' things. Forgot what they're called. As for the prices, I put it in pounds-per-crate (ppc). Basically how many pounds of fish will be in the crate. Each crate costs 250 pixels! Blue Fishy (( Tuna look-alike )): 31.25 PPC Yellow Fishy (( Salmon look-alike )): 27.775 PPC Green Fishy (( Catfish look-alike )): 25 PPC Red Thingys (( Crabs/Lobsters/etc)): Not available for purchase... for now! As for the palm wood, it looks kinda like this after we cut it up and stuff. It's at like, 2 pixels per square ft. Whatever that means. Crate wise, ya can also buy one of these crates for a nice 250 pixels too! They would have 125 square ft. of palm wood! Nice for buildin' awesome lookin' places! If ya wanna make an order, just PM what ya wanna buy, and how many crates. Limited to 10 crates / week / per customer! So, finally, ya should tooootally buy this stuff, if ya like fish, or palm, or both, or stuff! So, don't be a lamer! Buy a crate. Or two. Or ten. Yukari, out!
I wouldn't bother buying this poisonous trash. I wouldn't even count on the fish being disinfected properly. He or she doesn't even know what kind of fish it is. And that 'red thing' is a crab. A king crab. Better off buying the things that are in the supermarket rather than some hill-billy's nearby pond fish, even if it less fresh. - Spark ________________________________________________________________________________________ Wow! These look so yummy! Except that yellow catfish-looking thing! They're slimy. - HeartBeat
-- Posted from [email protected] via phone -- First off, it ain't trash! Ya don't need to judge a fish by it's look, ya know! Also, I bet ya'll are the hilly-billy! Not like ya could afford anythin' here anyway. Wouldn't know, I don't like fishy! They're all slimy to me.
Yukari? It's me, Mute. I recently gotten a cat from a friend, and I need to buy a crate of two for it MuteTheGreen
-- Posted from [email protected] via phone -- Gotcha! Just tell me what kinda fish, and I'll PM ya the details on where to get it.
How dare you post a picture of my mother in the nude! Where did you get hold of this!? Oh wait, that's just a fish. Apologies. Boops-Boops
[Posted by user: [email protected]] How does one move from owning/running a colony, to a fish salesmen? If I may add; you are using quite the unprofessional/informal language, not even as someone who used to manage a colony (I sure hope your legal documents weren't written like that), but as someone who even sells fish too. You do not even know the name of what you are selling, leading the potential buyer to doubt whether its even edible or not, do you even know if it's edible or not? ((Pan))
I think you're giving this person a hard time! I'd order some fish for my village, but I'm flat broke! Sorry! Maybe soon.
I'll remember that next time I'm looking to become an entrepreneur, thanks! But in the meantime, I'm going to save up to invest in some fish.
-- Posted from [email protected] via phone -- Do ya really think I'd sell tainted food or somethin'? I'm just usin' the money to save up for colony stuff, I didn't move from runnin' and ownin' one! Jeez, it's people like this who always gotta be the lamer, and ruin the fun everywhere. And of course the stuff is edible! I don't eat it, only because I don't like fish! They're so slimy and gooey and yuck. I think I'm pretty trustable and stuff, not like I've ever been mean to anyone, unless they're mean to me, because stuff, and attitude. I do sooorta know the names, but I ain't some kind of fish biologist or anythin' like that. I just kept it short and sweet and simple! And stuff. See, these are the kind of people who aren't lamers! Because they buy fish. Icky, gooey, slimy, fish.
[Posted by user: [email protected]] We live in a place where kidnapping is a regular occurrence, where slavery is quite common, where people are tortured because the torturer's find it amusing, where people even bet on innocent people being forced to 'play a game' of Russian Roulette. It's nothing personal sweetie, you just shouldn't be trusting everyone who seems friendly, specially with the whole 'drug' problem that seems to have sprouted in Antares. Just be careful, Hylotl; a lot of the patients that came to me to help them with drug-related problems didn't mean to take the drug in the first place. This is a Frontier, not a children's play ground, please handle your marketing more seriously. ((Pan))
-- Posted from [email protected] via phone -- That's cool and all, but um, that's not what I do. Maybe ya do it, but, everyone who knows me knows I'm trustable! So yeah.
I have your leader, submit to our demands, meow send us all of your fish forthwith or suffer the prawnsequences. Furst degree purrder.
