"Ye, what's flowin' nerds? Welcome to the official thread of the fuckin' Alliance of Concerned Citizens of Antares. So, let me start by sayin', hello! Welcome to the Alliance, hopefully you'll stay a while and help improve our home sector for the multitude of awesome dude-bros and chicks that live round here. We at the Aliiance recognize the major threat that exists in this sector, and leads to unnecessary violence, deaths and other shit. We're speaking, of course, about Floran. Floran are a plague and a menace to Antares, and the entire universe in fuckin' general and stuff. To that end, the Alliance has taken on a firm Pro-People, Anti-Floran position. In order to keep things nice and safe like for all about the sector we're even willing to go so far as to offer a cash reward for the heads of any Floran you can collect! Please note, picture evidence will be required to show said decapitated Floran head and whatever. And for each head ya post here, y'all be rewarded a smooth 2 grand! So, get hunting! Later!" -Tarl Back Up In Your Ass, Hollow
If Mr.Hollow Didn't like florans than why did I serve with Matt in the Armada,And fenris,I don't think you're the real Hollow also Mr.Hollow would never say Back Up In Your Ass. *Orph Marks the post as Spam* (Orph)
I work more with florans than I do humans, although I'm a human. (although this could be applied to most other races.) They make better business partners than humans, who complain about everything, and don't actually do anything. And not only are you scolding the species itself for it's violent actions, but you acknowledge it and then proceed to want to destroy them with violence itself. But, hey, I guess fight fire with fire. -Arizona
Are there any contacts I can reach should I be threatened by a floran? I mean... I've been threatened a time or two by florans and would like to know if there's any people who would handle them for me should the need arise again in the future. [sent from [email protected]] ((Herx))
Hey you! Purchase our lifetime offer for us to dig a pit of lava for you to jump in! You certainly deserve it! Alternatively, you can purchase our "safe"-to-drink 1 pixel bleach! Strawberry flavored for a limited time! --Rekjon
I don't have a lot of pixels, but the first person to turn this plucking floran into ashes will have my sincere thanks, and the thanks of Mighty Kluex! It LOBBED the head of one of my fellow brothers at me, saying it killed the poor flightless because he was rude! RUDE!! Florans are just as bad as they're made out to be! [sent from [email protected]] ((Herx))
so r wild fukin animals. if florans couldnt fukin talk ud fukin cop them as soon as u saw them. srsly g, animals only prey when they r hungry 2. but you dont see us let them walk around in public places an shit. -Steph
These wild animals do walk around public places, and no colony has the resolve to banish them. These are domesticated. In other words, no longer wild. -J
If wild animals can be domesticated, then so can Florans, we just need a big enough whip to put them on their knees with. -L. ID #10038
A bird is a more easy-going pet, and I don't have the money for such an exotic and dangerous companion's care. It's better to treat them as wild animals. Florans can't be domesticated. If nature couldn't pacify them, we won't. -J
all i care about is that they kill peeps 4 no fukin reason, and if thats not an enough reason 2 keep them the fuk away then i dont know what is -Steph
I call complete B.S., you yammerin' paleface. Just the other day I met a floran in the most formal attire I've ever seen, and they were speaking fluently. And there were no mentions of stabbing. At. All. In fact, they showed me how to make a paper airplane. Sure, a few of them may be savages, but anyone else can be a savage if they want to. Here's an idea for ya: Stay out of their business, and they'll probably stay outta yours. If that don't work, just leave. -Not Applicable
