A glitchy assortment of pixels spread across your screen before eventually gathering together to depict an unshaven young human with a long, depressingly unimpressive face. "... Hullo." He pauses, his tired eyes boring into the camera as he constructs another sentence. "Been tryin' to take my mind off of things, n' I reckon the Starnet's a good place to do jus' that. This is a, uh... a blog. Kinda. Like, an 'ask box' or whatever. So, ask me a question--any sort-- n' I'll try my best to go n' answer it." (Cody)
"Jesus, I dunno. Is that an Earth thing? If you're lookin' for some sorta insider's view on Earth, shit, I couldn't even 'fford a trip over there." "Well uh, razors are hard to come by." He pauses, forcing a cough before continuing. "... And I'm kinda worried 'bout cuttin' my face. But uh, I'd totally do it, if it weren't for-- y'know." "Well, goddamn. At least you had the courage to sign your name with that." He frowns. "I mean, it ain't like I'm gonne beat you up or nothin', though."
Is it really that hard for humans to grow beards? I mean... I know you guys are pretty much naked, but come on. [[email protected]]
Click. With a bright, red flash of light, the camera turns back on. "Jeez, uh, didn't realize I looked that out of it." He brings a hand to the back of his head, his untrimmed fingernails digging into streaks of his hair like a gardening rake. "Guess I shoulda put some makeup on or somethin', heh. But uh... naw. I'm okay. Don't worry yourself too much 'bout me, alright? Ho-kay." "Hey. C'mon. Y'know I-- it ain't THAT hard for me to grow a beard." He moves his head about, displaying the little facial hair that he has for the camera. It would appear to be patchy and infrequent. "Like, I jus' need a little time." He merely blinks, taking a big gulp, before finally responding with a short laugh. "Heh. Weird question." He wraps a hand around the camera, and with a click, the feed would cut off.
Your hair currently has two different previously undocumented bugs in it. What is your opinion on this?
Pardon me, but I'm still learning the intrincacies of alien anatomy and behavior. Are you depressed? For what reason, if I may be so bold? - Glauen
Spoiler: OOC - Damnit, Rose Cody, I'll be blunt. You look like hell. Is everything all right on your end? - Vivian
Where are you from and what's your favorite color? I'm from the Orchid system and I like wine. The color, like purple/red! And hey, Cody. Don't let things get you down, man, just rise up and above. Hit me up if you need guidance. =) ❤☮ [email protected] (( Christy ))
