Saying that, quote, "What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at N0scope University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with My m8s, and I have over 300 confirmed Level Ups. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top 360_blazeit_Noscoper in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another Potatobox peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat I am tracing your Wombo Combo with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Virginity. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can N0scope you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Doritos, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of Mountain Dew Dust ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Matchmaker, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Hack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Peasant. I will shit Dewritos all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo"
