Interstellar News Network: Joint Defense Initiative "aware" Florans are a threat

well your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

~GwenTheMagnificent

 

What's a hamster?
- Siarra Sterling

 

I think its something gay people use to crawl in their butts for pleasure or something


~GwenTheMagnificent

 

Asked my dads. Nope, definitely wasn't that.
Its a furry little four-legged creature that humans would trap in cages with food and water.
- Siarra Sterling

 

gay

~GwenTheMagnificent

 

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I certainly hope so. It'd be weird if they weren't.
- Siarra Sterling

 

Hey, ain't that that Mute broad from the uh, Armored Wolves?
Yeah. Nice hair style. Weird title for a lady, though.

-SOPRANO

 

*An offical statement regarding the JTF/JDI*

The inability of this project to maintain support of council members have reduced the effectiveness of both entities. This entire undertaking was the product of an ill-concieved plan; a series of simple misunderstandings met by an overzealous response. We believe the best course of action is to pull out all resources from this project, and to adopt a ‘watch and wait’ response against the various threats that plague humanity.

Director Fox

 

And some people still wonder whether the fascist, anti-human interest group running the show truly holds as much power as circumstantial evidence and chatter suggests... Hah! Para-political power groups, 'influential' figures turning tail and going passive... It just reeks of corruption and abandonment.

Join me in prayer, Children of Earth! Our long night of persecution and discrimination is far from over in this sector.

-Angelica Satanbane-

 

Because that worked so well the first time. -Skarti

 

What's the difference between a floran and human? Reasoning. A human has advanced reasoning and higher intellectual levels. Otherwise, we are as every bit savage and dangerous as florans, if not MORESO because of our intelligence. Atleast with a floran you can have your guard up, because they tend to be predictable. Humans? Ha. Hahaha.

-Lov3sDaSnow

 

You... you are crazy.

-Lov3sDaSnow

 

It's a sad fact that when a human gets passionate about the right things, like government and god, she gets labelled insane, off-hand, automatically.
If I had a beak and feathers, you'd probably celebrate my beautiful, ancient culture and spare me the baton when the time comes to beat the sapiens down...

It is never too late to look upwards, towards hope, towards redemption. Change comes from within and without.
I forgive you, "Snowlover".

-Angelica Satanbane-

 

Thanks but II don't need your theoistic view. I am forging my own way to redeeming myself.
-Lov3sDaSnow

 

I can assure you this never happens. -Skarti

 

So you're saying no-one gets spared or that despite evidence to the contrary getting shot on your doorstep every other day, all is well with racial and equilibrium?
Assurances mean nothing when "kevlar" is becoming a centerpiece in Anatares childwear.

I don't have a theistic view, Snowlover. Like you, I simply believe in redemption. Even for you.

-Angelica Satanbane-

 

W

Who in their right mind would bring a kid to Antares?

 

You can't tell voice inflection in writing, dumbass.

It is funny, isn't it?

Wasn't it "Your mother was a gerbil"?

Humanity. The various threats that plague humanity, AKA one of the six major sentient races in Antares. That's a bit racist.

Excuse me, can you go be a psycho religious idiot somewhere else?

Nope, you'd still be religious dumbass.

-Salamander