((Before anyone wants to bitch at me. No I don't expect an IC solution. Kindly not treat me like an idiot because my character is acting like one. If you have a problem about a post, IC, treat it ICly)) :Uploaded from a hospital room in Port Last: View attachment 2617 So you see, I'm alive. Barely, but I'm alive. Not the point of the post, but just wanted to comfirm that yes, I will finish the custom orders once I get better; if I get better. I fell after some crack smoking scientist flung weed smoke at me. Damn teleporting scientist. Thought falling from a high place did give me ideas about- Yea, that's something for later Now, back on topic. My spine was broken from the fall; badly enough that I need a metal replacement. The braincase here say it can't be done; I beg to differ. If walking, bipedial plants exist, WHY CAN'T SPINAL REPLACEMENTS EXIST!?! Which is why the intern, Johnson, is fired. True story. Anyways, I'm taking any offers. Scientists, lab technicians, doctors, secret goverment bionic commandos; I'm willing to pay anything, just so I can wiggle my pale toes again. Anyways, lets see who has the best offer. TheOneWhoTriedToFly
Why did you jump in the first place? If you need psychological help, I can help with that. Secondly, how bad is "badly enough that I need a metal replacement". I'm sure if it's that bad you should be dead by now, or at least completely paralysed. -Dr. Panin
Ooh, spine stuff isn't exactly a walk in the park! I mean, what kinda damage are we talking about? Sounds like damage to the thoracic region cuz ya cant move your legs and stuff. I could, like, try and see if I can help if ya want. No promises though! - <Gillian3
((Aye, breaking your spine badly enough to "need a new one" would either render you immobilised, or dead. Any bad spinal injury would have CATASTROPHIC consequences on the body.))
((IF the post is silly ICLY, then call bullshit ICly. You know, maybe because the character didn'think about this. So maybe you should have an IC response, instead of being an ooc dick waver))
And you're an asshole. Guess what? You're an insignificant peasent, lowlife, and worthless. Have a nice day TheOneWhoTriedToFly
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