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BUY GIANT SPACE LASERS AND EXPLOSIONS FROM TORGUE!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Deadkool-aid, Nov 9, 2014.

  1. Deadkool-aid

    Deadkool-aid New Member

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    -A Face melting guitar solo comes on-
    Text begin scrolling Star Wars style

    In a world full of really messed up people
    One man makes a decision to change his life
    He buys a space laser from Torgue
    Then EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

    Yeah! you want things to blow stuff up, we make you things to blow stuff up. Just tell us what to build. We also do shields, so....that
     

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  2. FFPLEASE

    FFPLEASE DANK MEMES

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    (( This a great example of being unoriginal ))
     
    #2 FFPLEASE, Nov 9, 2014
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    ((Shh, no one'll notice. No one played Borderlands cuz it was a bad game.

    Just kidding its about the best fps there freaking is.

    Aside from that I dont think this is allowed. "No popular media rip-offs". Even if there is no rule against it, please be original. Copying something else kinda sucks, let China do that.))
    ((not to be racist, but you do copy our crap, China. Even though you /are/ pretty cool, what with all your communist capitalism and stuff))
     
    #3 Toadkid1234, Nov 9, 2014
  4. Deadkool-aid

    Deadkool-aid New Member

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    (Is it okay if I just change the name? The GIANT FREAKING SPACE LASER market is wide open)
     
    #4 Deadkool-aid, Nov 9, 2014
  5. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    How do I know I won't get ripped off or something? Do you have credentials or anything of the sort? Also, you seem to not have any pictures but your logo... I'd like to make sure these are what I think they are, and not some sort of Happy Meal toy.

    -Dynyl
     
    #5 Not A President, Nov 13, 2014
  6. Deadkool-aid

    Deadkool-aid New Member

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    We
    recommend making an appointment so you can view our selection. Currently TORGUE arms dozens of Antares vessels.
     
    #6 Deadkool-aid, Nov 13, 2014
  7. Not A President

    Not A President [help me]

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    I'd enjoy an appointment. You'll be emailed soon of the time I'm willing to visit.

    -Dynyl
    ((I'll have to be on Friday to be able to do such a thing sadly))
     
    #7 Not A President, Nov 13, 2014
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