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Armlessss hoomun.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by John_McFakename, Oct 26, 2014.

  1. John_McFakename

    John_McFakename New Member

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    *there's Salvador lying in a cage without arms. The stumps seem burnt to stop bleeding and quite old*

    *recording starts*
    Hsss Isss Warchief Blackfang again.
    Hasss new meatbag for sssale.
    Hasss no armsss for ssssome reassson.
    Wasss burnt ssstumpsss when Captainsss brought him insss.
    Isss called "Sssalvador".
    Isss "Outcassst". Sssome cute hoomun tribe.
    Claimsss hasss friendsss who can paysss.

    Wantsss three large barrelsss of bacon meatssss.
    Contactssss Chief if wantssss armlesss ssslave. Maybe ussse as coat-racksss or sssomething.

    *recording ends*
     
  2. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

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    Mine. We'll have the shit ready by tomorrow.
     
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  3. Doctor Frohman

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    Seriously, dunno why you guys keep negotiating with em. Fuck em, don't give them their meat.
    It'll just help the cycle.
    - Germany
     
  4. Donovennn

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    *Roberto*

    to all the random dudes looking in on this thread, I'm starting to see some potential in this whole deal.
    Now bear with me:
    -You have the black leaf Florans, who want meat and will kill if they don't have it.
    -you have Outcasts, which are usually made of meat and will kill for no goddamn reason.
    Are you seeing what I'm seeing here? We can take out two birds with one stone.
     
  5. Coldmaj

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    I can get you those 3 barrels! Where do I send 'em?

    -Orchid
     
  6. Wreth

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    That guy is Outcast. Don't bother saving.

    Meat-Bleeder
     
  7. Wreth

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    Floran raise you 4 barrels.

    Stab-Dancer
     
  8. Coldmaj

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    5 bacon barrels.

    -Orchid.
     
  9. John_McFakename

    John_McFakename New Member

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    Observation. That looks like the c**t who blew up our Apothecary some time ago...

    Amused. That's karma, harlet!

    - Grey Knight Commander John M893-CV of Taranis
     
  10. Aiko Ikari

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    Piss off, assholes. This aint a fuckin bidding war. He's mine.
     
  11. Wreth

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    Ssix barrels

    Stab-Dancer
     
  12. Coldmaj

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    Seven barrels and two bowls of buttered fingers, nail-less!

    -Orchid
     
  13. Aiko Ikari

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    3 barrels, and we don't gun you down.
     
  14. John_McFakename

    John_McFakename New Member

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    *recording starts*
    Isss sssold.
    Isss not auction eithersss, ssstupidsss.
    *recording ends*