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Monkeyman ssslave for meatsss!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by John_McFakename, Oct 21, 2014.

  1. John_McFakename

    John_McFakename New Member

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    *recording starts*

    Hssss Greetingsss meatsss of Antaressss hunting groundsss.
    Hsss Floran isss Warchief Blackfang. Ssssome mightssss know Floran, mossst might not. Notsss matter. Whatsss mattersss isss Floran wantsss meat. Thissss much meatsss to be exactsss.

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    Issss wantsss entire container full of meatssss.

    Whatsss Floran hassss in trade? Thisss.
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    Saysss name!
    "N-n-name... Name.. Panzer!"

    Isss want container of meatsss for monkneyman ssslave. Sssend messsssage if wantssss!
    *recording ends*
     
    #1 John_McFakename, Oct 21, 2014
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    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    I'll get you your meats as long as you keep her unharmed and safe!


    ~Rakael
     
    #2 Switchback, Oct 21, 2014
  3. Snitch

    Snitch New Member

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    -As Mordecai Ensete-

    You want meat? Alright you walking salads, I can get you that much meat in exchange for the Apex, I won't be able to cook for a while, and I'll be broke, but you'll get your damn meat!
     
    #3 Snitch, Oct 21, 2014
  4. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    ((ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha))
     
    #4 Aiko Ikari, Oct 21, 2014
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    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    ( ban urself pls c: )
     
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    WholesomeBURN New Member

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    "Ten-thousand pixels worth of meat for her! I was looking for a new hand around the ship!"
     
    #6 WholesomeBURN, Oct 21, 2014
  7. Aiko Ikari

    Aiko Ikari Guest

    ((We have a rule on the IC forums that a post can't be made anonymously. Otherwise administration will IC delete it. SOOO it's usually good to say it comes from some sorta disposable email or something, if you're lookin' to do that))
     
    #7 Aiko Ikari, Oct 21, 2014
  8. Doctor Frohman

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    Yo. Tony here. We'll take her off your hands for that much meat. Got any specifics on kind, like turkey, or tuna...?
    - Tony
     
    #8 Doctor Frohman, Oct 21, 2014
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    Yeah no they mean sentient being meat -Luke_Alstrand
     
    #9 yoyohaloreach, Oct 22, 2014
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    I take meat. Give two Fleshys. Boom boom pineapple add. Bolter leg too, taste bad...
    -Pruina Surrexit-
     
    #10 Chimpowitz, Oct 22, 2014
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    *recoring starts*

    Hsss Isss Warchief againsss!
    Monkeymansss sssold.
    Deal offsss.
    Thanksss for meatssss.
    *sounds of him nomming a meatwich topped with a rib and covered in bacon*

    *recording ends*
     
    #11 John_McFakename, Oct 22, 2014
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    *A picture is posted of the heads of the two sprouts killed on Taranis; one of the heads is mostly intact and impaled on an Order spear, while the other is almost unrecognizable from being blown apart and is clumsily stuck on Amson's own sword*

    Statement. Do not expect this kidnapping from Order territory to go unpunished.

    - Amson
     
    #12 DeltaV, Oct 22, 2014
  13. Aiko Ikari

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    //: message posted from account default_3 via console ://
    ((Goregak))

    die
     
    #13 Aiko Ikari, Oct 22, 2014
  14. John_McFakename

    John_McFakename New Member

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    *recording starts*
    Hsss boring.
    Metalman not tasssty.

    *recording ends*
     
    #14 John_McFakename, Oct 22, 2014
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    Not A President [help me]

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    Knurlaggn
    Wow, what a pool of that you've got there... never seen such a gruesome picture on StarNet.
    Not that it's a problem.
     
    #15 Not A President, Oct 22, 2014
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    #16 Doctor Frohman, Oct 22, 2014
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    #17 Not A President, Oct 22, 2014
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