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Workplace injury

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Fiery Wither Rose, Sep 22, 2014.

  1. Fiery Wither Rose

    Fiery Wither Rose TheOneMute

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    So after I almost got killed while in a workshop, I've decided to make a little list about workplace safety. There's a few things that people seem to neglect both as employers, and as employees that seem to be forgotten. Anyways...

    1. Don't keep explosive red barrels lying around. It's a hazard and who knows if a stray bullet would it them and blow us up
    2. Don't go standing around in large groups. If someone throws something at the group or if something falls from above the group, you're dead
    3. Water isn't a joking matter. Clean those puddles if you can, and for god sakes, don't go standing under them. If a electric cable falls on the puddle while you're under it, you're dead.
    4. Running away isn't cowardice, it's called being smart. There's no point looking brave when you're dead, and your stuff is getting looted.

    <~TheOtherHellCat ((GhostWillow))
     
  2. Liraxus

    Liraxus New Member

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    you mean the "common sense" list?

    -Markus21 (Markus_Lancer)
     
  3. Fiery Wither Rose

    Fiery Wither Rose TheOneMute

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    Common sense would imply people know this

    <~TheOtherHellCat
     
  4. Iridium616

    Iridium616 New Member

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    -Shari-
    Hmmm..

    1) Not the barrels' fault, blame whoever is shooting that gun instead. Then get rid of him.
    1.5) Those barrels are most likely necessary, machinery isn't exactly known for running on candy juice.
    2) Standing in groups isn't known to generate magnetic fields. The odds of something falling from the ceiling are the same no matter whether you're in a group or not. Sure, more people may die, but the chances of an object hitting someone are actually lower, as the large group is concentrated around the same area. Thus, falling objects are harmless unless they fall exactly in that area. Yes, of course if that happens more people are going to die, but it's very unlikely.
    3) Secure your damn cables. A proper fusebox wouldn't harm either.
    4) So you actually think people are going to ignore fear and survival instinct just to look brave? No.

    Nice try, but try again.
     
  5. Twitch

    Twitch Wayward Star

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    Sounds like you work in a lawsuit factory.
     
  6. DeltaV

    DeltaV New Member

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    Who puts explosives in red barrels? You'd think if you were manufacturing explosives you'd put them in something that wouldn't blow up if damaged.
    - Johnson
     
  7. FFPLEASE

    FFPLEASE DANK MEMES

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    where the fuck are you working???
    -Logic