*A video would pop up, showing a very pale purple Hylotl with heavy bags under his eyes. He looks like a complete mess. There's nothing else that's really noticeable other than the table in front of him and a shiny silver revolver.* *a quiet, weak and raspy voice starts talking* Like the title says, you probably won't care about this. Why? Chances are, you don't know me. Maybe five people tops will actually somewhat care. So. Why am I posting this on StarNet? The answer's simple, and you'll get that answer soon enough. First, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry. I've messed up a lot in my life. I bummed out all of my friends with my all my problems and how I'm almost never happy. I'm more of a bother than a friend. So, again. Sorry. Especially you, Izzy. Sorry for the shitty pre-suicide chat. I'm not creative. -long pause- My will is on my ship if any of you want to loot my spaceship. *He would shakily grab the revolver, checking that there's a bullet loaded in it. He proceeds to raise the gun up to his chin, aiming towards his head. After a few seconds, he pulls the trigger. There's a mess of blood and what seems to be brain and other bits and peices that shoot from his skull* -end of recording- *scribbled, hard to read text in on a crumpled up piece of paper next to his body if ya get to his ship* Shellton's last will and testament, or whatever people call this bullshit: My ship goes to Shadow. He really needs a ship. All my personal belongings and this dumb engagement ring go to Izzy. (If she is able to show up) Sat gets all of my money, which is a WHOPPING TOTAL OF 7,245 PIXELS! Everything else is first come first serve, including my weapons. This will is pretty pathetic. Wow. Bye.
This is something we should look at not only to be sorrowful; but also reflective. Remember people; suicide is never the answer. Rest in peace. -Omizu Suiyoubi
im so sorry shellton fucking christ im so sorry man oh my god oh my god im done im so done with this sector fuck all of this i need to leave fuckfuckfuck -SativaRN ((Okay, now I'm out of here. Screw explaining what happens to Opportunity, y'all can have it.))
How exactly did he manage to get the recording to not only end at the correct time, but also self-upload? - Skarti
To take a guess, it was a pre-recorded event, the camera was set to record X amount of minutes/seconds, and upload to StarNet in X amount of minutes/seconds in response to the recording ending. ~IHAVESEVEN
Shellton, I have nothing more to say than that I'm sorry you had to live through this. Life, to some, is nothing more than an endless trudge through a swamp. It's slow, painful, uncomfortable, and dangerous. I know the hospital was blown up, but you were still the best damn doctor we ever had, you will be sorely missed by me and the rest of the remaining(living) medical staff. May you traverse the sunless country well and prosper in any life that lay beyond. - Julius Mayne
Such thorough planning and foresight required for such a system is in direct conflict with his rushed performance and mental state. Oh well, A loss, yes, but to quote a human "There are plenty more fish in the sea." - Skarti
