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Man, screw new chicago

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Sammy McHammyDoodle, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    SANGUINE
    So I was just sitting in the bar in new chicago and I squeezed some guys butt, and some ugly bearded guy pulls a gun on me, that isn't so bad, he even kind of half-apologized but then another moment later I got bored and chopped my arm a couple of times, and they shot me and locked me up for it. I mean, geez that's bad and stuff. Didn't even let me ask what I got shot for because they shot me a second time. Real butts, meaty, ugly butts. Anyways, that's bad and stuff and I wanted to say that. Because I'm bored in this cell.
     
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    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    I'm so pissed right now. You can let me go or I'm getting out with some help.
     
  3. Terallis

    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    "What do you expect? It's New Chicago. All I ever hear is information pointing to a corrupt government, a hostile environment, and similar."

    -Aedan
     
  4. Julius Mayne

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    *coughs* Your character has never been *cough*))
     
  5. skipi

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    the leader funds ravenous florans to strut around and terrorize people
    -Raz0rQueen
     
  6. Julius Mayne

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    This said from the very public leader of the known pirate and bandit group.
     
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    Terallis Dark Matter of Fact

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    ((I'm aware. Notice that he says that he hears information about it.))
     
  8. Super Sugar

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    I thought the Floran owned the planet and New chicago's leader was paying them to be able to stay there?

    - Myoku
     
  9. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    And then ofcourse you send your buttface fishpal in to take my pdathingy, Oh but it didn't come off, guess we'll just BREAK IT AND THEN I GET SHOT AGAIN. Anyways, I'm fine with you, beardy I'm just going to maybe kick the sh(...)t out your fishpal.
     
  10. Julius Mayne

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    We only arrested you when you started stabbing yourself repeatedly in the arm. Sorry for shooting you with the STUN bullets. We can give you monetary compensation if you needed.
     
  11. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    Don't you think you coulda told me to go outside, like SERIOUSLY? The pain was nice but ham on a stick! And I guess that means giving me money, because I want money! 500 for a new pdathingy and i want a new shirt! And im still going to maybeprolly attack that fish person because he's just an ass
     
  12. Julius Mayne

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    Wiring the funds now, sir.
     
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    to me it seems like less corrupt government and more "every single man in said government completely disregards their leader's orders and shoots whoever the fuck they want with zero repercussions because said leader may or may not have a spine"

    but what do i know

    -acc179
     
  14. Julius Mayne

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    Honestly, that's more on the nose. I'm cracking down and I'm goign to start firing men who use lethal force without my permission. This isn't the goddamned den.
     
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    Felonious Restart Monkey

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    From the sounds of it, their leader doesn't have much a concept of law and order either. Leading the city as a trophy where the littlest offense is answered with jail time or injury.

    -Monroe
     
  16. Super Sugar

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    I'd like to point out that there -is- now a difference in The Den and The Wolve's Den.

    - Myoku
     
  17. Julius Mayne

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    Fair point. Wolves Den.
     
  18. n7hydra

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    Guy stabbing himself repeatedly? That's when you Baker Act them, not pay them.
     
  19. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    SANGUINE
    Whats that
     
  20. n7hydra

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    It's a legal act that allows the police to commit a person believed to be a threat to others or themselves to a mental institution involuntarily for evaluation for a few days.

    Then, if you're declared batshit insane, you get committed to a psychiatric hospital to live out your days in drug-induced drool-filled bliss.

    But that's just what you're SUPPOSED to do with people like you. Instead you're getting paid for it.