I can't, sir, it's liquid.

As you wish Sir, here we are at the entrance to Bed, Bath.. and Beyond

Butler, bring me two triplets.

 

Here you are, Sir.
The third appears to have run off...

Butler! Bring me an endless piece of rope!

 

Here you are sir, rope tied to itself, seemingly endless.

Butler, Bring me one of the colors of the alphabet!

 

a=aquamarine
b=blue
c=crimson
d= dandelion
e= ecru
f= fuchsia
g= green
h= harlequin
i= indigo
j= jade
k= khaki
l= lilac
m=maroon
n= navy
o= ocher
p= periwinkle
q= quince
r= red
s= scarlet
t= teal
u= umber
v= violet
w= white
x= xanadu
y= yellow
z= zaffre

Here you are sir, take your pick.


Butler, bring me that which cannot be seen.

 

Of course, sir. It's rather windy outside, allow me to open a window for you.

Butler, bring me a dream.

 

Of course, sir. I have sent a letter to Valve requesting the development of Portal 3.

Butler, bring me my pride! I seem to have misplaced it.

 

I will retrieve your pride of lions for you, sir.

Butler, yes or no, does a set of all sets contain itself?

 

Why, that's quite the pickle, I do believe that a set of all sets will contain itself whilst also not containing itself, as it is a set of sets!

Butler! Bring me my sack of severed human legs!

 

Here you are, sir. Though I regret to inform you that I must resign from your butlership, as I am now a convict.

Butler! I demand a pardon for my crimes!

 

You will be executed, and then all your crimes will be pardoned, nobody can jail you if your dead!

Butler, bring me an object that hasn't been created and has got no age.

 

'Nuff said, sir.

Butler, bring me worldwide adoration!

 

((I don't understand how that answers the prior post.... guess I was a little too late to post this

Here's the screenplay for the future summer blockbuster that has yet to come out and has yet to be included in your DVD collection.

Butler, bring me a chocolate covered baby!

))

Your fictional novel has been submitted to a publisher and has sold over 2 billion copies worldwide.

Butler, bring me a chocolate covered baby!

 

Here, have this chocolate-covered, baby cookie.

Butler, kill my past self.

 

Already done sir, for the past is long gone.

Butler, bring world peace.

 

((Either someone needs to brush up on their Christopher Leeography, or I should've gone with Morgan Freeman))

Edit: To avoid any issues, I'm giving the world peace bit to Shellton.
Edit 2: Shellton deleted his post... continue.