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I can't, sir, it's liquid.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Azeliblehblehbleh, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Ollanius Verok

    Ollanius Verok New Member

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    Very well sir, I've fetched the plastic surgeon.

    Butler, deliver onto me the most grueling experience you've ever seen.
     
    #41 Ollanius Verok, Jul 24, 2014
  2. Corvus

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    Here you go, E.T. for the ATARI 2600.

    Butler, bring me magical powers.
     
    #42 Corvus, Jul 24, 2014
  3. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    At your request, here is a copy of My First Magic Tricks for kids.

    Butler, I'm in the mood for something unique; fetch me some patternless music.
     
    #43 Pie4Pigs, Jul 25, 2014
  4. SkyTheGooselord

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    Here you are sir, the actual 'music' begins at around 7 minutes in. (But the entire talk is actually fairly interesting)



    Butler, I'd like a sip of 200,000 year old wine, please. I hear it's far better the more it's aged.
     
    #44 SkyTheGooselord, Jul 25, 2014
  5. Corvus

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    Yes, sir. Would that be red or white wine?

    Butler, deconstruct the time space continuum.
     
    #45 Corvus, Jul 25, 2014
  6. Pie4Pigs

    Pie4Pigs Bleach Connoisseur

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    t h e t i m e s p a c e c o n t i n u u m

    There you are, sir. Deconstructed into many small pieces.

    Butler, do not obey this one request.
     
    #46 Pie4Pigs, Jul 25, 2014
  7. Rascallion

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    Very well, sir. I'll remember not to follow any commands given to me by your cousin, This One Request.

    Butler, bring me a colorless color.
     
    #47 Rascallion, Jul 27, 2014
  8. Alek

    Alek Guy Who No One Knows

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    Here you are, sir.


    Butler, bring me Portal 3.
     
    #48 Alek, Jul 29, 2014
  9. Ollanius Verok

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    Afraid I cannot do that sir, for Valve cannot count to three. So here is Day of Defeat 2.

    Butler, bring me the new Starwars script. I wish to rewrite it to match with the Expanded Universe.
     
    #49 Ollanius Verok, Jul 29, 2014
  10. Iridium616

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    Here you have, the script from the first movie, on this fresh and new paper and ink.

    Butler, bring me a star.
     
    #50 Iridium616, Jul 29, 2014
  11. Steamy

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    Here you are sir Chris Pratt has arrived his recent roles in big movies have truly earned him the title of star.

    Butler, bring me a griffin.
     
    #51 Steamy, Jul 29, 2014
  12. Alek

    Alek Guy Who No One Knows

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    At once, sir. Here you are.
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    Butler, bring me the loudest silence!
     
    #52 Alek, Jul 30, 2014
  13. Fenrous

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    Here you are Sir Alek, your Anechoic Chamber
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    Butler, bring me the right man in the wrong place.
     
    #53 Fenrous, Jul 30, 2014
  14. invictus69

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    I'm not your butler!

    Butler, bring me a goose that lays golden eggs!
     
    #54 invictus69, Jul 30, 2014
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    butler, immanentize the eschaton
     
    #55 Edvyn, Jul 30, 2014
  16. mpsemp

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    Sure thing. Commencing extermination of all human beings.

    Butler, get me... oh, wait.
     
    #56 mpsemp, Jul 30, 2014
  17. Vera

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    *Waits.. Forever*
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    Butler, bring me an ageless object.
     
    #57 Vera, Jul 30, 2014
  18. invictus69

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    Butler, bring me an elder god.
     
    #58 invictus69, Jul 30, 2014
  19. Vosrik

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    Sure thing, here's a statue of an elder god.

    Butler! Bring me death.
     
    #59 Vosrik, Jul 31, 2014
  20. Aromyl

    Aromyl Mad Coder

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    As you wish sir! Here are some cyanide tablets.

    Butler, bring me a door to a different dimension.
     
    #60 Aromyl, Jul 31, 2014
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