So the name of this game? You're a butler, and you have to do what the person before you asked. Then, you stop being a butler, and ask your butler to do something. Come up with something 'impossible'-- but solveable, if you can-- for someone to do. For instance, let's use an example: Poster 1: Cut me some milk. Poster 2: Sure thing! Let me just put it in the freezer first. So instead of "I can't, sir, it's liquid!" the butler has to come up with a way to do what is being asked. I shall begin. Butler! Bring me a flying pig.
As requested, here is your CD labelled 'a dream'. Butler, bring me cheese without any dairy products in it for my lactose-intolerant cousin.
Of course, here you've got some fake plastic cheese, I'm sure your cousin will enjoy playing with it. Butler, bring me the sun.
Here you go, the famous painting by Alexander Samokhvalov. Butler, bring me a diamond the size of the moon.
Here you are, sir, I have brought you your old yearbooks from 10 years ago. Butler, make me the plant god.
Done. You now have a lifesize model of the Floran's deity. Congratulations. Butler, make me uber sexy.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Blue-Second-Skin-Zentai-Supersuit-Adult-Bodysuit-Costume-/351032228280 Here you go, fresh from eBay. Butler, solve the P versus NP problem.
((you fuckin asshole. Ahahaha)) ((yes I used brackets even though this is OOC to say I aint involved dont look at me))
Done. It's solvable in constant time (there exists a program that prints the solution: either the program which prints "yes" or the program which prints "no"). (It's a problem in the same sense that a problem admitting a polynomial-time algorithm is a problem; in particular, it doesn't take an input.) Butler, fetch me a substance that is liquid, solid, and gaseous all at once.
Done. Here is a human male that just consumed 30 pounds of taco bell burritos. Butler, tell me whether schrodinger's cat is alive or dead.
Here you are, sir. http://faceretirement.merrilledge.com/ Butler, please find the Malaysian Airlines plane that's been lighting up the news for the past months.
Here you are, sir: http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/002/3/8/Planet_Earth_3_by_manwesulemo.jpg Butler, find me the key to eternal youth.
Very well sir, I have taken the liberty to purchase the nearby strip club "Eternal Youth." Here are the keys. Butler, make me travel faster than the speed of light.
Right away, sir. Here is the Speed of Light, a professional racing snail. Butler, bring me a muffin that will grant my every wish.
I present to you your request, ma'am - a large muffin with the deeds to myeverywish.com baked inside. Butler, bring me a sheet of paper containing all the digits of pi.
