((The_Hylotl_Assassin.)) I have a particular set of skills. Skills that make me incredibly good at what I do. And what I do isn't exactly the nicest thing. I need only a name, and a location. Let's just put it this way: They'll be going on a permanent vacation. This isn't all I do, however. It depends on the... contract. Do you want to intimidate them? Tell me. Do you want me to injure them? Tell me. Do you want me to send a message...? Tell me. It all depends on what your willing to pay. I only accept voxels. A price will be given for your contract. Send it to me via private message over the StarNet. I will reply with a time and a place to hand off the Voxel. Proof of 'vacation' will be given at the hand-off location. Payments for various contracts are as follows. - 'Permanent' vacation? One Five-Thousand voxel. - Injury? One Ten-Thousand voxel. - Intimidation? One Five-Thousand Voxel and a one-thousand voxel. - SPECIAL CONTRACTS. PAYMENT WILL BE DECIDED UPON COMPLEXITY AND OTHER FACTORS.
Yea', I gad' a message. Tell ya' mudda' she's too expensive fa' me ta' be seein' her no more. -Soprano
Your use of quotation marks certainly doesnt make this look inconspicuous. You might as well just say "Pay me to kill someone." I do not recommend you take this path of life, friend. It only leads to self destruction. Seek a life of truth, kindness and prosperity rather than one which will taint your mind with the blood of the innocent. -Fleet Admiral Ray Beluga, HKC
Well, judging from the fact that your ad has all the subtlety of a brick with several sticks of dynamite tied to it, I'd say probably not. Just thought that you may want to try and be just a little bit inconspicuous considering that any law enforcement/military/etc. official could just pull this up and take a look at your Starnet account, along with probably being able to find out some sort of location. All that being said, I wouldn't be too worried about you killing anyone to begin with, as you don't seem awfully bright. -xXx_B4D★_xXx
Blunt: OP you are disgraceful. Observation: A true master of the art that is assassination does not need to search for work, the work will come to them. Disappointment: I wouldn't even think twice about hiring you when you make yourself so easily known. Request: I do have a job for you. I request a "permanent vacation" of the original poster, The Hylotl Assassin. Informative: You will receive one ten thousand voxel upon completion of this job. Observation: This is an easy task, as you don't even have to search for your target. Thinking: Hopefully you don't have too much trouble taking them down. -Her audible laughter enters through the audio feed- -Margrave Raoul B217
Heh. I'll add another voxel onto that. one, 5 thousand voxel. 15,000 pixel voxels Happy hunting! ~Asa
*Crosswell reads the thread, barks out a laugh, and adds the original post to his PDA under the "do not call" listing.*
Observation: Not worth the time. Bitter: I see nothing unique about you compared to other so called "assassins." Suggestion: Go learn the art before preforming it. -Margrave Raoul B217
If only words could express my disappointment in finding another pseudo-assassin offering their services on Starnet.
Professinal assassins never announce themselves like this. Even your account name is completely ridiculous. I have seen better starnet trolls than you, and there's plenty of them. Please, do try it again. -Memory
