ITS MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME PRESENTS IM PRETTY FREAKING AWESOME AND IM LIKE SUPER OLD NOW #SENIOR STATUS AND THE NARCISSISM IS FLOWING LIKE ELECTRONS THROUGH A WIRE AND IM NOT MAKING ANY SENSE CUZ ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DONT HAVE TO SO REJOICE WITH ME CUZ I HAVE ACHIEVED SOMETHING EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON ON THIS PLANET HAS ACHIEVED AND THST IS BEING BORN AND FOR SOME REASON WE CELEBRATE THIS REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT WHEN REALLY WE SHIULD BE HAVING THE PARTY FOR OUR MOTHERS CUZ THHWY WERE THE ONES WHO HAD US LITTLE ASSHOLES AND THATS PRETTY PAINFUL AND EXPENSIVE BUT SOCIETY THINKS ITS MY ACHIEVEMENT SO WHATEVER IM NOT COMPLAINING GIVE ME PRESENTS YOU WENCHES Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Feel free to give me all your valuables.
If I gave you a fish as a gift, that would be good or bad? Anywho', happy Another-Spin-Around-The-Sun, m8.