Hello doctors, medical specialists, and people of other medical professions! Have I some products for you! Regenetol - This medical drug will speed up the recovery process of your patients! Capable of speeding up the bodies natural healing process by the amount administered to the body. However; this causes the body to expend more energy, and the patient is required adjust their intake of calories per day accordingly. If too much is administered, the resulting expenditure of energy can cause the body to overheat, thus causing seizures, and shortly leading to death. (Disclaimer: If your patient is already using medical drugs to speed up recovery, do not use along with Regenetol. Side effects may include: Extreme nausea, random jolts of pain in afflicted areas, several cancers, tumors, muscle spasms (which may become permanent), and death.) GrowthEX - It's just as it sounds! Ever wanted to be a few inches taller, or help your patients with physical deficiencies? This drug gives instant results; it adds inches in height and muscle mass in seconds after injecting it into the patient's systems. The patient will feel burning all over their body; but it will subside soon. It is to be warned never to let your patients grow over eight feet in height, as they will begin suffering from severe gigantism. (Disclaimer: If you are giving your patient any form of steroids or hormonal agents, do not use along with GrowthEX. Side effects may include: Hormonal unbalance, muscle spasms (which may become permanent), several cancers, tumors, brain damage, gigantism, and death.) All products have been tested and work as advertised! As long as they are used responsibly and the disclaimers of the products are followed, no additional or unwanted effects will occur! All dosages and instructions on how to use the products, as well as their disclaimers, are listed on the boxes they come in. If you wish to get a hold of some of these products, contact me on this post, StarNet's PM system, or find me personally! Happy doctoring! ATTENTION: Production is down for now. Lacking materials; will be back up soon. -Omizu Suiyoubi
Alright. Don't mean to throw a wrench in this, I know you're a nice person. Hopefully business is good, this seems like some useful medicine.
I'd request that you be more specific. ((And put a name on your post you frickin' dum dum )) -Omizu Suiyoubi
The HKC is considering ordering a small supply of Regenetol. What are dosage sizes? Are they taken by pill, IV, etc? Does it react with any other drug, or only specific types? Further technical data such as this is requested by the Coalition (and surely other clients) before ordering a shipment.
This seems pretty dangerous, though, what if you simply forget that you're taking medicine? I mean, we're all Avian. Um. Hylotl. Human. Apex. Floran. Glitch. Bleghh, never mind, you get my point. -Mysmarri
-Doc Moses Only carefree doctors sell specialized medicine to whoever wants them. Your lack of ethics and that carefree attitude has gone to the point of being dangerous to the health of people... not even patients. Do you really administer a medicine that can cause tumors, cancers and brain damage? I don't know where did you get your training but 'not risking patients health' wasn't on it. You even advertise them as drugs, whom are only needed in exceptional cases. Frightened to know their more-than-probably-ridiculously low cost. You aren't a smart-ass, something far worse. An incompetent, brainless and carefree fish which somehow managed to learn medicine. I'm done with you. ((btw Sen didn't put any name because it's not necessary if the posting character has the same name than the forum user name))
Doc Moses, I believe Mr. Shinobi said so long as you do not use the drugs with any other medication your patient will be fine. While this does sound quite strange, the Coalition is still interested in purchasing a small amount of Regenetol for analysis and for emergency purposes. Your concern is well founded however. I too am concerned about the legitimacy of this drug and as such it will be handled with extreme caution.
>>Logging in AI "ICARUS" to selected terminal... >>Logged in! What is the success rate of these drugs in treating their targeted maladies? Have there been clinical trials? How are they taken - IV? Pill? Any conflictions with other medicine, besides the ones you listed? How often do these side effects occur? How long should the patient be on the treatments? Are these generic variants of brand medicine? Do you have adequate license to sell this medicine? Did you produce it yourself? If not, is the manufacturer okay with you selling their product? Are you selling it the way they intended? I would rather you tell us these things before we potentially waste money on a potentially faulty product! >>Logging off... >>Logged off!
