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NEED GUNS?! I GET YOU GUNS!

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Sammy McHammyDoodle, Jun 5, 2014.

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WOULD YOU TRUST THIS GUY WITH YOUR CHILDREN?! WOULD YOU..?!

  1. WHY IS THIS CAPITALIZED?!

    32.6%
  2. THIS IS STUPID IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HE WOULD.. WAIT, IS HE READING MY MIND?! AAAUGH!

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  3. DIE YOU DIRTY SOCK-MONKEY!

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  4. GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!

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  5. YES, HAVE MY CHILDREN, I TOTALLY TRUST YOU, WEIRD KID!

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  1. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    -SANGUINE!-
    ALRIGHT PEOPLE OF THE STARNETSIES, IF YOU NEED GUNS AND WANT SUPER-DELUXE-SPECIAL ONES, YOU CREATE A TALKY UNDER THIS TALKY AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU! I CAN MAKE THEM CUT-SIM AND ALSO REGULAR ONES FOR BULKSIES IF YOU LIKE NEED A PRIVATE ARMY OR SOMETHING! I DON'T DO PLASMA THINGIES WITH THE ELECTRICAL LAZERS OR ANYTHING, YOU NEED MY OLD AND GRUMPY FRIEND AGILLES FOR IT WHO IS A TOTAL DICKBAG SOMETIMES FOR THAT.
    PRICES:
    -REGULAR:

    PISTOL - 100 PIXELS
    MACHINE PISTOL - 200 PIXELS
    SUPER-FAST-AND-SMALL-MACHINE-PISTOL/UZI'S - 150 PIXELS
    SHOTTY'S/SHOTGUNS, OBVIOUSLY - 500 PIXELS
    ASS-FALT RIFLES/ASSAULT RIFLES - 600 PIXELS
    SKIPPERS/SNIPERS - 800 PIXELS
    GROUND-BEEF CONCERTS/GRENADE LAUNCHERS - 1.000 PIXELS
    PEOPLE VANISHERS/ROCKET LAUNCHERS - 1.250 PIXELS
    ROLLING STONES/REVOLVERS - 500 PIXELS
    POOPER-SCOOPERS/PULSE RIFLES - 750 PIXELS
    FLAME-TACOS/FLAMETHROWERS - 1.250 PIXELS
    -CUT-SIM:
    ANY CUT-SIM GUN COSTS 10.000 PIXELS WITH ADDITIONS FOR SPECIAL FEETSIES OR FETISHES OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED!

    OKAY HAVE A GOOD DAY!

    ((I assume it won't have to be notified that if you order regular weapons you can spawn them in yourself, if you absolutely cannot I will give them to you, all transactions are made on Taranis because that is where Sanguine spends most of his time.))
     
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  2. Tomwell1

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    (( Does Cut SIM guns mean custom made?))
     
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    (( Like, you will make it
     
  4. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    ((Yiis
     
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    [[Exlar_Omega_2]]

    My, you seem to have quite a large quantity of weapons. I have a few customers with exotic fetishes, and they pay quite well for them. May I place a bulk order on those flamethrowers? 10 of those, please. Unfortunately, 12,500 pixels seems like quite a lot... Could I buy them for 12,000? Essentially an identical price.

    -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies
    ((Xewyck's Disguise))
     
  6. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    -SANGUINE-
    I DON'T NEED A REASON JUST MAKE SURE PEOPLE GETS HURTED, OH YEAH AND I CAN'T ACCEPT THE NOT PAYINGS OF THE FIVE HUNNIT PIXELS, WITH THAT I CAN BUY FIVE HUNNIT MORE THINGS AND STUFF I MEAN DUDE SRSLY GET REAL BUT JUST MAYBE IF YOU VISIT ME AND KISS ME SOME TIME GURL ALSO MAKE SURE YOU ARE A POPULAR BOY OR ELSE I WON'T BE RECOGNIZED BY THE ELECTION TEAM OF THE CHEERLEEDIRS, KTHX BAI ILL HAVE THEM READYY IF YOU COME VISIT ME SOME TIME IN TERANIS I'M NOT THERE RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL BE SOON BUT NOT TOO SOON BECAUSE THIS ONE PERSON IN MY FUNCHAIR WONT STOP STRUGGLING AND STUFF XOXO
     
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    [[Exlar_Omega_2]]
    Perhaps I may have an object that is one of your fetishes, to replace the "five hunnit pixels". Name a fetish and I will try as hard as I can to trade it to you. Pick one with an object you don't have.

    -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies
    ((Xewyck's disguise))
     
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    Oh, this is great. I need something besides my pistol for when things do south. Could I get something custom made? I would want something like this *ICly shows pictures of the desired gun he would want, and here is the link to what I want http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/12.7mm_submachine_gun_(GRA)* With a suppressor attachable. (( Two different guns, I know I'm asking a lot )) Im willing to pay extra for the attachable silencer.
    -Flynn Deliro
     
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    (( Holy stuffing i didnt know how guns were made. Can I get a reskinned AK-74U Like on Astora's guide? Way too lazy to do it myself, plus I should RP getting it.
     
  10. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    (('Kay, I'm not as great as Astora, I mean he's DA MASTA, DA MAGNIFICENT FATHER at this but I'm pretty good at it myself as well, if it doesn't turn out the way you like it then I can always change it.))
     
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    -SANGUINE-
    AYYY SURE I"LL DO IT SOME TIME AND TELL YOU SOME TIME WHEN ITS DONE SOME TIME
     
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    -SANGUINE-
    DO YOU HAVE TORTURE DEVICES?!
     
  13. Mystyice

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    [[Exlar_Omega_2]]
    Well, I know an associate that sells spiked hatchets, and I have some fishhooks. Would you like those?

    -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies
    ((Xewyck's disguise))
     
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    -Corrupt10-
    ..It had to be san.
     
  15. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -SANGUINE-
    FISHHOOKSFISHHOOKSFISHOOKSHISSFOOK!
     
  16. Sammy McHammyDoodle

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    -SANGUINE-
    ARENT YOU THAT BORING UGLY GUY?
     
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    -Corrupt10-
    1) Not a guy,
    2) Not ugly.
    3) Not boring
     
  18. Mystyice

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    [[Exlar_Omega_2]]
    I assume you would like the fishhooks, yes? I'll transfer 12,000 pixels and 10 fishhooks to your bank account after I recieve the delivery of flamethrowers. My billing information is in the document sent privately to your Starnet inbox.

    -Exlar Omega, CEO of Omega Supplies
    ((Xewyck's disguise))
     
  19. Sammy McHammyDoodle

    Sammy McHammyDoodle New Member

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    -SANGUINE-
    YOU MISPELD TOTES THREE TIMES
     
  20. Iridium616

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    -Corrupt10-
    You misspelled "misspelled"