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Narfball's Not-so-offensive Words of Wisdom!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Narfball, Jun 4, 2014.

  1. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    Alright people and peopettes, as you all know, I am Nafbahrudgl. I will post words of wisdom. I will help you with your personal problems, all shall be safe, my children.

    Note: This thread is made with the best of intentions and such, I like to talk to people and I'm a helpful dude. Advice ahoy!

    tl;dr post here get narfball's advice.
     
  2. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    genuine adive?

    give some advice for with severe anxiety


    *cough me*
     
  3. FFPLEASE

    FFPLEASE DANK MEMES

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    Spoiler:
    answer for everything is leg
     
  4. Farcry11

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    Where do I hide this dead hooker?

    [dead hooker 10/10 comedy gold]
     
  5. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    Well, severe anxiety is a problem you can overcome by just.. Interacting with friends, whether it's on the internet or IRL. Have them introduce you to people. You'll eventually overcome your anxiety with a group of supportive friends. (Assumed you meant social anxiety.)

    This is a serious thread, thanks for trying though.

    Only when I'm bored, is the answer leg.
     
  6. Switchback

    Switchback Iss likess fissh eyess~!

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    thanks narfy senpai <3 and yeah i did mean that
     
  7. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    Anytime. Public help thread best thread.
     
  8. Kumakin

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    Is staying up RP ing with my internet friends detrimental to my health?
     
  9. FFPLEASE

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    What is love?
     
  10. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    You mean you haven't slept yet...
    LOL.
     
  11. Kumakin

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    No I did. Just not that much because I had to get up for class. But RP was interesting so couldn't go to bed right away.
     
  12. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    Could be.

    This isn't my Q&A Thread, this is an advice thread.

    gud response
     
  13. Biscuit

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    So, you're at a dance party, right? And you really want to dance with this beautiful woman that you really like...

    What are the three most important things when dancing with your crush?
     
  14. Animator

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    My friend has recently turned into a solid statue of milk chocolate. There has yet to be a determined cure as of now, and there is no concrete indication that there may be one soon. I've been preserving them in a large fridge for a week now, what do I do?
     
  15. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    Yolo
    Swag
    Dank
     
  16. Steamy

    Steamy Pro spam bot

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    Tell me how to pick up dem ladies.
     
  17. Narfball

    Narfball narfball

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    Well, try not to be awkward, try to make eye contact in a non forceful manor, and be cordial. Not much else I can offer, I haven't had a girlfriend in over 3 years so.

    Be polite, don't be rude, be cordial, talk about her more than yourself unless she wants to know about you.

    Please take off topic things to my Q&A thread or shitpost on my art thread, King Tickle, this is your last warning.
     
  18. King Tickle

    King Tickle I hope it rains in this tunnel.

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    Yea sure but 2 things. 1, because I'm the only one "shitposting" and 2, in California what I said was the most legit advice you can get.
     
  19. Iridium616

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    Narf is serious, people.
    Narf can be serious too.